American churches are quite interesting
Monday night they have a divorce recovering group
Tuesday night is single night (left over from Monday)
Wednesday night: marriage counseling
Thursday night: AA meetings
Friday evening: mass with get together afterwards
Saturday/Sunday: mass 4 x a day with coffee and donuts
afterwards.
Me? I'm just such a good person, I know my window seat
in heaven is already reserved for me. Why bather going
to church?
Thought so too!