WWWJD: What wine would Jesus drink?

I feel so bad for this thread, just sitting here for over four hours with nobody jumping in to play along. I thought this would be filled with smart-ass comments by now.

I know next to nothing about wine, but I could see Jesus with a Tiparillo hanging out of his mouth.

Actually, I have heard that Jesus was a pot head, so maybe a big fat blunt?

I know. I figured more people would want to play. Thanks for the ttt.

I think if he could roll them up himself, he would.

Well, what can you expect? You asked for no debate, so you ain't gettin' none. Given that Jesus was born a Jew, Manaschewitz would probably be an appropriate wine.

My vote is for a cabernet sauvignon.

There's also Fred Sanford's concoction, combining Manischewitz and Ripple --- Manischipple. :-D

Actually, here's a nice gift box: http://www.kosherwine.com/cgi-bin/ProductInfo.asp?WineID=103 Dunno if it's enough for a crowd.

anything with a screw on cap......

and cigar wise, since he was a jew......a lewinsky special blend.....