@The Anointed,
Something must have happened on the trip to Botany Bay because that is the most bastardised version of Pop goes the Weasel I’ve ever heard.
There are a few verses, but essentially it’s about how easy it is to fritter away your money on gambling and alcohol.
Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle,
Chorus:
That’s the way the money goes,
Pop goes the weasel
Up and down the city road,
In and out the Eagle,
Chorus
Every time when I go out,
The monkey’s on the table,
Take a stick and knock him off,
Pop goes the Weasel.