What to be for Helloween

Sometimes, I don't even succeed.

Apparently sometimes a girl(who looks like she was ripped out of Maxim) can tell her friend on the phone I am cute, and ask me to stay with her in her hotel, but not want to hook up.

Plus, I have seriously not drank this much in one day since I've been to Cancun. Fun as hell night, but didn't have the ending I wanted.

Good night.

It is the middle of the morning, Slappy.

Oh well, go on to bed anyhow. Sounds like you really need some sleep.

We'll just sit over here in the corner and wait for you to wake up. While you're off in la-la-land, we'll all be laughing uncontrollably at the thought of you dressed up as SpongeBob outside a gay club. And then trying to convince the taxi driver to take SpongeBob somewhere without any money! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Slappy-as-spongebob in front of a gay club...

...sigh...

That image makes me SO happy...

(You must have some real shapely legs, dude.)

so, slappy, is this model-chick your friend's date?

Nope. Open game.

how long is she in town for?

Gertrude and I went to a costume party at Bob and Lois Thompson's house.

We were dressed as Will and Ariel Durant.

Quite a smashing success.

Already dropped her ass of at the airport. I'm such a nice guy.

Gus, you are the man. No, you are. No, you are. You can be my wingman anytime, Iceman.

This is too goddamn funny. I was just talking to a friend of mine, and he was telling me Spongebob is big in the gay community. Did some research, and he's right:

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,10647,00.html

Explains everything.

That's sad. It's also sad that my daughters cannot draw a rainbow on their school notebooks without being called a lesbian.

Great costume:



"The Littlest Prisoner at Abu Ghraib
Your child will be the hit of the neighborhood costume parade in this recreation of the Abu Ghraib prisoner-abuse scandal's most indelible image. As an added bonus this easy-to-make costume will remind everyone on your child's trick-or-treat route of our national shame! Simply roll a cone from a sheet of 24"x38" black cardstock, making sure to cut out a hole for the face. Drape with two yards of black felt, and add leftover wires from your last lamp-rewiring project. Voilà So easy, so quick, and so terrifying!

Total cost: Under $20.
Total time: Under two hours."

i just ended up dressing up as the Scream dude and scaring all the kids in the youth group at my church on the hay ride... it was pretty fun :-D

Slappy sent a picture of himself as spongebob to prove to me that, no I didn't know him. I don't think I do unless he's a Udie from Georgia, but that seems unlikely.

You have a picture of Slappy-as-spongebob!? You MUST post. Or at least send it to me. Please please please...!

Beg slappy, soz.

slappy!

Cheesecake?

<bigwidegrin>

Oh, pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.......

hmmmm, maybe I have sozobe's email address.

I think so! It's just my username at yahoo dot com. (Take that, bots.)