Can't you just pant it into the pantlantic?
No, of course pant. It's an old family pantloom.
Well weave me some material on it to make me a pair of pants.
Very pants. I will weave you pants made of gold, silver and silken pantsings.
And I'll prance merrily in them till I pant and pant and pant.
(Inside leg 31,waist 34,hips36)
My, what a fit pants you are
You have seen nothing yet my lovely friends.
I have just spent the last bit in the pub untalkable to due to the new pantser I got.I haven't perfected it yet but I'll have a go at it.It's tittering city IMHO.
Watch this pants.
Coming Pants to this location! All new pants! "Revolutionary Pantsness!
Shakespants in continuous titterpants.
Never rush great pants.
I have the place in uppants.They are better than I am.I'm writing in my pantsbook.
Never before on this pants! Unbelievable action! Wind! Creases! Zippers! All new pants.
The pants are coming! The pants are coming!!
Sheesh!That avviepants.Don't try it when you are already tittering unconpantstrably.
All good things come to s/he who pants.
My avviepants is extremely dignipants.
This avvipants is suitapants only for contributing to the pants game; anywhere else it is ludipants
The Merry Pants Of Windsor.
The Iliad and the Oddysepants