Babies are all Pants in, Pants out, aren't they
Gee mags-up at the crack of pants today.
Yes, my pants just wouldn't stay shut
There's no flies on magsie's nightpants.
My pants won't shut at night!
Is there a queue right round the pants?
My pants are really heavy, but they won't close
Hey pantsfans-I found the word Pantologist.It means vain person and scholar and expert.I knew it was high class pants.I'm going to the pub quiz tonight in my vanity pants.
Pants, mags-y, can't get any shut-pants!
Shall I wish you "Good Pant" tonight for your pants quiz, Spendi-?
We are all Pantologists. Our knowledge pants are very large.
We damn well ought to be when you think how many times we've pulled pants up and pulled pants down when we were in short pants and how many times we've pulled pants down and left the other party to pull them up since.Unless you wear shorter pants now than you did then,i.e.when I was in short pants,as I know some of you do,in which case you should know that it's naughty pulling pants down like the Big Chief Of The Mucky-Pants says.
Spendius, dear, what in the Pants are you talking about?
I thought I had clarified every logical pants in my dissertation.What particular flaw in the pants are you having difficulty with?
The entire pants is rather confusing, but then, my pants isn't working like it used to.
I was simply providing what I thought to be a sensible explanation of why we are scholarly,expert pantologists.
Pants off to you, Spendi- for your fine pants-ertation!
I'm sure my fellow pantologists will join me in wishing Lola a happy pants day.
Is it pants day already?! I must go find my best pair of pants!
Lola (Lola who?), Happy Pants Day, anyway!
And to my fellow pantologists as well!
There ought to be a card for this!
Yes, Happy Pants Day! Sorry if I was obtuse, Spendius. Sometimes I have a closed pants.
Algernon Z Bootstraps,professor of philosophy at the University of Wankel-on-Weir,Timbuktoo has developed a concept of pants,panties,bloomers,trollies,kecks and plus-fours that derives its main inspiration from Wittgenstein.Bootstraps argues,often convincingly, that most contemporary philosophy of pants,panties etc is committed to the Cartesian picture of the subjective realm as something private,essentially detached from its relations with the world.
Much of Prof Bootstrap's work is an attempt to free the philosophy of pants,panties etc from this gloomy vision;to do this he has articulated a radically externalist theory of pants,panties etc in which certain thoughts are not thinkable in the absence of the objects they are about.He thus wears his underpants on the outside of his other pants and insists on having his nappy changed by his associate professor,Melinda A Brasswork PhP,every hour on the hour.
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