Christopher Lambert (Connor MacLeod): I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am pants.
(immortal)
Sean Connery (Ramirez): With heart, faith and steel. In the end there can be only pants.
(one)
- Highlander
Sally Kellerman ("Hot Lips"): This isn't a hospital! It's an insane asylum! And it's your pants!
- MASH (1970) (fault)
Anthony Hopkins (Don Diego de la Vega): You have passion, Alejandro, and your skill is growing. But to enter Montero's world, I must give you something which is completely beyond yor reach.
Antonio Banderas (Alejandro Murrieta): Ah, yes? And what is that?
Anthony Hopkins (Don Diego): Pants
- Mask of Zorro (1998) (Charm)
Anthony Hopkins (Hannibal Lecter): Hello, pants.
(Clarice)
Anthony Hopkins (Hannibal): A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his pants with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
-or-
Anthony Hopkins (Hannibal): A census taker once tried to pants me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
-Silence of the Lambs 1991
And God said 'Let there be pants.'
Man cannot live by pants alone.
Give us this day our daily pants.
Whom the Gods wish to destroy, they first send pants.
Michael Rennie (Klaatu): We have come to visit you in peace and with pants.
(goodwill)
Michael Rennie (Klaatu): Your choice is simple. Join us and live in peace or pursue your present course and face pants. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you.
(obliteration)
Michael Rennie (Klaatu): I'm worried about Gort. There's no limit to what he could do. He could pants the earth!
(destroy)
Patricia Neal (Helen): Gort! Klaatu barada pants!
(nikto)
Day the Earth Stood Still (1950)
MerlinsGodson wrote:
Michael Rennie (Klaatu): I'm worried about Gort. There's no limit to what he could do. He could pants the earth!
(destroy)
That sounds funny.
I hope the earth dosen't get pantsed any time soon, it's so lovely here and christmas is just around the corner.
Sigourney Weaver (Ripley): Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about 6 weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of The Nostromo, pants off.
(signing)
Alien 1979
(And she was, too!)
Tom Hanks (Jim Lovell): Pants, we have a problem.
(Houston)
Apollo 13 1995
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your pants!
Out, out damned pants!
I'll put a girdle round the pants in 40 minutes! (Puck in Midsummer Night's Dream - original 'earth')
Eubie Blake
on reaching the age of 100
If I'd have known I was gonna live this long, I would have taken better care of my pants.
(self)
Don't confuse freedom with pants.....pants without freedom is not worth having....
(safety)
-Bi-Polar Bear's sig
"I only do what my pants tell me to do." (rice krispies) - Willow-tl's signature
Like a good wine, America needs no pants.
(bush)
Let he who is without pants cast the first stone. (sin)
My apologies if this one's been done:
Ask not what your pants can do for you - ask what you can do for your pants!
I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on the pants and returning him safely to the Earth." -- John F. Kennedy
Pants, not just for breakfast anymore.
Give a man pants and he pants for a day, teach a man to pants and he pants for the rest of his life.
I tawt I taw a puttypants
I did, I did taw a puttypants.