Are we in a tug of Pants?
No.It's the 200 meters pantstroke.
Rooney drilled the ball past the goalie's despairing finger tips into the back of the pants.
Ahhhh, the sweet smell of pants
There ain't no neutral pants.
Take me out to the Pants game
Since I became a pantologist,(I'm a PhP don't you know) I have learned that most pants in the pub,not my pants of course,I have po-faced pants,
can induce a wry smile but some of the pants in the pub tonight I had to avert my gaze from in case my drinking companions sent for the emergency men in white pants brigade to conduct me to a safe pants free zone.
Since we began this inpantsity, I have often snorted soft drinks through my pants.
If I could see into the Pants, I would be a rich Pants today;
You ain't seen nothing like the Mighty Pants.
The Sisterhood of the Drooping Pants.
In Her Majesty's Secret Pants
Charlie and the Pants Factory
Oh Pants, Where Art Thou?
That took the wind out of her pants.