PANTS is the root of all evil.
There's a pot of gold at the end of the PANTS.
Goodbye To All Pants (That).
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Pants
The brightest star in the furthest galaxy we know about is 206.95 billion PANTS away.(Light years).
Oh beautiful, for spacius Pants
I'm leaning on a lampost at the corner of the street
In case a certain little PANTS passes by.
Journey to the Centre of the PANTS.
I like that, Spendius
How about
A Fistful of Pants
The favourite for the Autumn Cup at Newmarket is Falstaff at 4 PANTS to one.
Around the Pants in 80 days
Around the world in 80 PANTS.
The End of the World is PANTS.
Raindrops Keep Falling on My Pants