You look familiar... Have I pants'ed you before?
( johnny depp Pirates of the carribean )
You look familiar... Have I pants'ed you before?
( johnny depp Pirates of the carribean )
"Hey freak show, your going nowhere! Ive got you for three minutes, three minutes of Pants time!" -BonePants (BoneSaw from Spider-Man, The Movie.)
(Yeah, kinda stupid. but its all i can think of.)
Okay, i was driving down my street, sayin abunch of pants jokes.. heres a couple i got.
Great Pants. (Clips)
Pants-R-Us (Toys)
Pants-Mart (Wal-mart or K-Mart)
JCPants (Penny)
Weclome to McDonalds, can i take your pants? (Order)
Warcraft 3, the Frozen Pants (Throne)
Starcraft, Pants War (Brood)
Starwars Battlepants (Battlefront)
Starwars, Pants Strikes Back (Empire)
Starwars, The Return of the Pants (Jedi)
Starwars, The Phantom Pants (Menace)
Alice in Wonderpants. (Land)
Peter Pants (Pan)
Lady and the Pants (Tramp)
Blue's Pants (Clues)
LoTR, The Two Pants.
LoTR, Fellowship of the Pants.
Frodo, give me the pants. (Ring)
Pants frenzy leads me to feeding frenzy leads me to:
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the pants.
Am I my brother's pants? (keeper)
Pants for everything, and everything in its pants. (place)
It is a wise child that knows its own pants. (father)
Marvin the Martian: Where's the pants? There's supposed to be an Earth-shattering pants! (kaboom)
The pants are falling! The pants are falling! (with apologies to Chicken Little).
Here comes the pants. (Bride) Big fat and wide.
Oh, brave new world that has such pants in it! (The Tempest)
"Here's looking at you pants" (kid) Casablanca
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my pants. Prepare to die!
The Princess Bride
"I find that the harder I work, the more pants (luck) I seem to have."
- Thomas Jefferson
"Pants (You) make me want to be a better man. " - Jack Nicholson - As Good As it Gets
"You can be blasé about some things, Rose, but not about pants! (Titanic)" - Billy Zane - Titanic
"Then close your eyes and tap your pants (heels) together three times. And think to yourself, 'There's no place like home'." Wizard of Oz
The road to hell is paved with good pants.
Some songs -
<channeling REM>
If you believe they put pants on the moon {a man}
<channeling Madonna>
Borderline, feels like I'm going to lose my pants {mind}
<channeling David Bowie>
Let's pants! {dance}
First lines of some famous novels -
<channeling Jane Austen; Pride & Prejudice>
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a large fortune must be in want of pants. {a wife}
<channeling Herman Melville; Moby Dick>
Call me Pants. {Ishmael}
<channeling Franz Kafka; The Metamorphosis>
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a giant pants. {dung beetle}
"Over the river and through the woods, to grandma's pants we go!"
In the beginning was the Word,
and the Word was with Pants,
and the Word was Pants.
