justa_babbling_brooke, will you marry me?

No fair, Gus. You can't take a message I wrote to you, substitute kicky and brooke's names, then pass it off as authentic. Kicky will see right through that.

Besides, I thought I asked you to keep that private.

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My darling Kicky,

My heart beats wildly at the thought of becoming your wife. My body quivers with desire for your touch. My toes curl at the mere thought of making love to you.

However.before I can give you an answer, I must have your promise on just a few itty bitty things, darling.

First of all we must have sex at least 5 times a day... 360 days a year. The other 5 days I have reserved for Panzade, Gus and Occom Bill. I figure Bill and Panzade will be worn out after a day each. And Gus, well.might take 3 days just to get his plumbing working. :wink:

Secondlyas you already know.the perfect wife is one who helps her husband with the dishes. Well.I don't wanna help you with the dishes. I hate doing dishes. So, I propose that in our marriage the perfect wife will be one that doesn't work. But instead sleeps all day so she can keep you up all night.

Thirdly.you will agree to impregnate me a minimum of 4 times. Since twins run in my family that averages out to only 8 children.

Next you agree to change your nic on A2K from Kickycan to Kinkycan. It's best I not explain that one..but instead, show you.

Last but not leastyou will become a Packers fan. That will be the only football game you are allowed to watch. You will wear cheese on your head just like Occom Bill does. (That's such a turn on.)

Agree to all of the aboveand I will marry you. After all, I have secretly had a crush on you for many months now.

Let's not waste any time, Kinky.I mean Kicky. C'mere baby. Mmmmmmmmm. Let's do it.

Your bride, (hopefully)
Brooke

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I kind of like that idea that I at least get fourths.

That works for me.

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Kicky, it looks like the prenuptial agreement is in order

Now the question iswill the groom say "yes"?

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And, Eva, am I to read between the lines of your post and come to the conclusion that we will never roll around naked on the beach and have the waves wash over us as seagulls screech overhead?

I had that penciled in for Tuesday afternoon.

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justa_babbling_brooke wrote:

Last but not leastyou will become a Packers fan. That will be the only football game you are allowed to watch. You will wear cheese on your head just like Occom Bill does. (That's such a turn on.)

Huh, I figured he had no shot... but I guess with such an upgrade in style anyone can be elevated to a level of acceptability.

I'm not real big on sharing, darlin, but I suppose I can make an exception for you. Each year I'll just pretend we just met. :wink:

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If Brooke were to stand naked in front of me and say, "Take me, Gus, but first put this wedge of cheese on your head", I would simply readjust my overalls and walk away.

I wear cheese for no woman.

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That may help explain why you haven't had one since February, of 1932.

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Human, that is.

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Bill wrote:

That may help explain why you haven't had one since February, of 1932.

Ouch!

Say, Bill, how are the Packers doing this year?

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Human, that is.

Bill, look at our respective avatars and tell me which one of us would be more likely to dabble in bestiality.

Oh. I see your point.

Never mind then.

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Justa honey when you're tired of all these boys fawning over you and you're ready to have your toes curled you know where to find me....I'm expensive....but I'm worth it.....

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I heard there might be a need for an officiant. It'll have to be a Jewish wedding, as those are the only kind I know how to lead. I hope you don't mind. When you break the glass, be sure it's empty. Don't want to have you step on the glass and see Manischewitz squirt all over your guests. That was a real embarrassment at the Lipschitz affair.

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What a hoot and Brooke;what a doll. And to think that some people aren't enjoying A2K as much.

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this thread is hilarious Laughing

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When is the big day? Oh, i need to find something to wear. And a DATE! gee, thanks a lot, what a hassle. Where am I going to get a worthwhile date for the wedding?

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justa_babbling_brooke wrote:

My darling Kicky,

My heart beats wildly at the thought of becoming your wife. My body quivers with desire for your touch. My toes curl at the mere thought of making love to you.

However.before I can give you an answer, I must have your promise on just a few itty bitty things, darling.

First of all we must have sex at least 5 times a day... 360 days a year. The other 5 days I have reserved for Panzade, Gus and Occom Bill. I figure Bill and Panzade will be worn out after a day each. And Gus, well.might take 3 days just to get his plumbing working. :wink:

Secondlyas you already know.the perfect wife is one who helps her husband with the dishes. Well.I don't wanna help you with the dishes. I hate doing dishes. So, I propose that in our marriage the perfect wife will be one that doesn't work. But instead sleeps all day so she can keep you up all night.

Thirdly.you will agree to impregnate me a minimum of 4 times. Since twins run in my family that averages out to only 8 children.

Yes, my love.

For 5 days each year, I will allow you to make love to whomever you please, as long as you make videotapes of all of it, for me to enjoy when I am without you. To tell the truth, I think I could learn some moves from those guys, especially Panzade.

I will allow you to sleep all day, and I will look forward to our nightly marathon love-making sessions. Although I hate children, I will impregnate you with at least 8 of the filthy, wretched little beasts. I will do it for your love.

justa_babbling_brooke wrote:

Next you agree to change your nic on A2K from Kickycan to Kinkycan. It's best I not explain that one..but instead, show you.

You naughty little girl. You might need a spanking from Schoolmaster Kinkycan.

justa_babbling_brooke wrote:

Last but not leastyou will become a Packers fan. That will be the only football game you are allowed to watch. You will wear cheese on your head just like Occom Bill does. (That's such a turn on.)

I would do anything for you, as you know, but alas, it is as impossible for me to become a cheesehead as it would be for Bill to become a Steelers fan, as I am.

How about I paint myself black and gold and wave my Terrible Towel every time I take you from behind? Will that do?

justa_babbling_brooke wrote:

Agree to all of the aboveand I will marry you. After all, I have secretly had a crush on you for many months now.

Let's not waste any time, Kinky.I mean Kicky. C'mere baby. Mmmmmmmmm. Let's do it.

Your bride, (hopefully)
Brooke

I want you so bad. I long for our union. But I can not make love to you until we are married. I promise it will be worth the wait though.

(gets down on bended knee and takes Brooke's hand)

So what do you say? Will you marry me, Brooke?

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Has there been an a2k wedding yet?

(a hookup that came together due to the board that resulted in her receiving his life-savings on her finger)

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My Kinky Babycakes,

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/love.gif

kickycan wrote:

For 5 days each year, I will allow you to make love to whomever you please, as long as you make videotapes of all of it, for me to enjoy when I am without you. To tell the truth, I think I could learn some moves from those guys, especially Panzade.

Yes, sweetheart......I'm sure you COULD learn some moves from these guys. I've heard that Panzade likes whips and chains...and Occom Bill, well he's just like the energizer bunny

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/drooling.gif

HOWEVER.....I will only allow the videotapes if they are for my private viewing ONLY! It frightens me to no end, how you might feel, watching these videos and finding out that neither Occom Bill or Panzade have anything less than John Holmes. I would not want to create a deep seated complex in you that would affect our sex life in any way.

kickycan wrote:

Although I hate children, I will impregnate you with at least 8 of the filthy, wretched little beasts. I will do it for your love.

I must insist that you change your crude thoughts about children. I can't have you hating our babies. After all, I will do everything in my power to make sure that these 8 wretched lil beasts grow up to be just like their daddy.

kickycan wrote:

You naughty little girl. You might need a spanking from Schoolmaster Kinkycan

I am so glad you brought up spankings, darling. I happen to get very turned on by them. I hope you like receiving them as well.

I like my men very submissive, and I have many spanking toys *clears throat* in a variety of material Cool

kickycan wrote:

I would do anything for you, as you know, but alas, it is as impossible for me to become a cheesehead as it would be for Bill to become a Steelers fan, as I am.

Hmmmmmphhh! You would have to be a Steelers fan!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/noway.gif

It just so happens that Ben Roethlisberger is a friend of mine, and is from Findlay, Ohio too. Soooooo I adimately and furiously insist that you become a cheesehead for sure. I won't have you talking to Ben and finding out all my deep dark secrets

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/confused.gif

kickycan wrote:

I want you so bad. I long for our union. But I can not make love to you until we are married. I promise it will be worth the wait though

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/wondering.gif

Does this mean that you won't come visit me first so I can try out the merchandise? Does this mean that all the planning I have done in preparation for our pre-marital meeting has all been in vain? Does this mean I can't greet you at my door nekkie with a can of whipped creme in one hand and a whip in the other? With Bi Polar Bear serenading us as we make wild passionate love?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/brokenheart.gif

kickycan wrote:

(gets down on bended knee and takes Brooke's hand)

So what do you say? Will you marry me, Brooke?

I will have to think about this Kicky. Although my love for you is strong, like the wind. Soft, like the petals of a rose. Neverending, like the sky. I must make sure within my heart that I can marry someone that refuses to sleep with me first.

I will let you know soon, my love

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