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Fri 8 Oct, 2004 11:50 am
I realized today that I could hide my feelings no more. I am in love. Whenever I see that avatar of justa_babbling_brooke's, I go all week in the knees, I can't think, I can't talk, I hear a chorus of harps, and I am filled with an emotion that must be love. I am transported by her resplendent beauty.
justa_babbling_brooke...I realize that being a modest man, making a meager living, I can't win you with my extravagant lifestyle. I also realize that you have probably figured out by now that I am an immature jackass, and that I watch way too much porn, but deep down, I hope you see that I am a good, honest man, and I will treat you like a queen whenever there isn't a good football or baseball game on, and even when you are talking about something boring, I will at least pretend to be listening intently.
Justa_babbling_brooke, my love...will you do me the honor of making me the happiest man in the world?
Will you marry me?
WOW! C'mon, brooke...you can't ask for much more than that, can you?
Waiting with baited breath.
Wow, Kickycan, it takes some balls to go and do something like that, I hope it works out man. But goodluck, I'll be rooting for you! Besides, I know this great jazz band that could play at the wedding....
Thanks for your support, everyone. I am so afraid that she will say no. The waiting is so hard, wondering and worrying about how she will respond, but I am hopeful that my beautiful princess will make my dreams come true.
And thanks for the jazz band offer, furiousflee. I will have to consult with my future wife first, but if it were up to me, I'd hire them on your recommendation without question.
No prob man, just get your mind of the entire question for right now, waiting for the answer will kill you. What if she is not even connected right now. Just relax, get a beer and wait man...I'm sure it will all work out
You're right. Thank god it's busy here, or I would be freaking out right now. It's been over a half hour and nothing! Where is my love!?
Courage, indeed! Given the thick layer of anonymity one has, it's hard to know who's what around here. Not that I haven't had a goofy crush or two over the years...
So, um, good luck, dude!
Thanks, native american dude!
This it truly a time for new beginnings. jp's new kicky avatar looks awesome. (As a P.S., you may need to upload mine yourself, I'm a complete moron and haven't figured out how to do it yet). Also, kicky is in love, and you couldn't have picked a sweeter, more beautiful woman. Now, just remember the multiple meanings of "treat her like a queen." The last thing anyone needs is confusion on the wedding night.
Yeah, the new avatar is, in a word, smokin'!
Oh yeah. How can she resist
<--------------This?
cav, you can fix your avatar to show the clown blowin a fart in his soot. So the soot blows up like a balloon , and then deflates, and then you get this really stupid smile .
im here to be a creative spark (NOOO NOT A SPARK__HES GONNA BLOW!)
Good luck Kicky! I hope she says yes
kickster-Didnt mean to diss , good hunting and keep plying her with your habits. Why Im 100% manly-man , and Im startin to fall for you.
seismic shock waves...men starting to fall for kicky.
Hey I'll fess up Kicky. Brooke already turned my proposal down but I'm not bitter....no...I'll stand aside...those aren't tears...no...ok I'm so happy I'm crying...You s*n ** a b***h, you think you can steal my girl you gotta nuther thing cummin...you s*um bag...
Phew, I feel better.
Kicky, wake up, man.... this is the internet. Brook is a 354 lb. truck driver named Bert. He scratches his ass on a regular basis and his belches have melted paint.
Slappy Doo Hoo, on the other hand, is really a gorgeous young blonde.
I suggest you start working on Slappy.
Otherwise the rest of us are gonna start laughing our asses off as you continue to propose to this crusty truck driver.
How dare you try to throw me off with this crazy "this is the internet" propaganda! I know that this is all real, it's all the real world, inside my little computer! It's that crazy world outside my window that is fake!
And to think I was going to ask you to be my best man!
I am a smoking cowboy, and Brooke is a sexy hot blonde who is in love with me! I know it!
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