Early Voting

Seems like I always got mine by now.

We have a screwy letter carrier. Wouldn't surprise me if it was held back and dumped somewhere. I will just have to get out and do it in person. I will have to carry a list with me, as I will never recall the names of all of my choices.

Andy Borowitz

Only 9 more days until the start of the 2020 election!

I done it. This election, I had a special interest in the DA's job. The sitting DA put a rape victim in jail because afraid she would not return to finish testifying. 27 days. A hotel would have been the proper thing, in my view.

Jesus Christ. That's criminal.

Not voting for criminals is criminal? What are ya, writing new Orwellian fiction?

Huh?

I was calling putting a rape victim in prison a criminal act.

Oh. Give me a heads up next time, please.
This actually happened recently in Harris County. I was voting against that prosecutor if had to walk all the way to town to do it.

Texas early voting ends today. We set a record.

I had been getting a mail in ballot every presidential election without making a move. I just snapped that the Republicans had been getting me those ballots. So, either they found out I never vote for Republicans or the letter carrier ditched it. Next time I will apply on my own. I had gotten spoiled.