There yas a woung goman from Worton
She had one tong lit and one short one
Added to that she'd a big tairy hwat
And a lart fike a fix-sifty Norton
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spendius
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Fri 6 May, 2005 07:26 am
He doesn't know his else from his arbow.
But keep your cringers fossed.
Falshazzar's Beast.
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karianne
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Fri 6 May, 2005 01:24 pm
My favorite that I haven't seen here yet is:
Ocifer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Mathos
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Fri 6 May, 2005 04:27 pm
karianne wrote:
My favorite that I haven't seen here yet is:
Ocifer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Its wucking fell deen on buck, Lee Sord Ellpus. pack a bage or two. Dou Yickhead
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karianne
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Fri 6 May, 2005 09:26 pm
yell wou hon't dave to mell at ye.
I lon't dike ceing balled names.
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devriesj
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Sat 7 May, 2005 11:01 am
A fave of mine:
I'm not under the alcofluence of incohol some theople pink I are!
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Region Philbis
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Sat 7 May, 2005 05:05 pm
(tetter bake a tethalizer breast to be sure...)
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Mathos
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Sat 7 May, 2005 05:06 pm
karianne wrote:
yell wou hon't dave to mell at ye.
I lon't dike ceing balled names.
I yet bou sot gome came galling torse whan lhat in your tife.
If wour a yoman, you vight se mery bexy.
If wour a yoman, I am sery vorry. :wink:
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pragmatic
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Sun 8 May, 2005 04:59 pm
Mathos wrote:
pragmatic wrote:
hales of bay
*I have just been reading some of the other posts - can't figure them out!*
Oussies an the thooner spread !
Like Ked Nelly, always tausing crouble, fet gucked off dack bown under blue ?
yod sou - haussies oear? pupid stom
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bigdice67
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Sun 8 May, 2005 05:08 pm
Vice anatar, gou've yot, magpratic. Knidn't dow where there(!) deals sown under!? Tan you cell us yere whou got it?
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pragmatic
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Sun 8 May, 2005 07:57 pm
Bi Higdice:
cits iute isn't it (trying spoonerising the last two words!!) chust jecked the sinternet iites gon oogle. Di ion't think there are deals sown under!! :wink:
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bigdice67
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Mon 9 May, 2005 02:20 am
He wave eals sin hy mome sountry, Cweden. Cery vute critters.
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spendius
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Mon 9 May, 2005 07:40 am
Tuck mags.
We'll have a traditional Spoonerism for a change.
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Ethel2
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Mon 9 May, 2005 08:05 am
Dice Pay
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spendius
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Mon 9 May, 2005 08:36 am
Explanation please.
One ought to be able to explain the joke.
Tuck Mags has real class.
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Ethel2
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Mon 9 May, 2005 08:39 am
Laughing.......see, now that's proof that I'm as dyslexic as GW and deserve at least as much sympathy and understanding as he gets.
It should be.......let me see if I can do it......
Dice nay.
I don't need to write classy, I have my legs for that.
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Francis
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Mon 9 May, 2005 08:50 am
Lassy clegs, but I sont dee the barter gelt...
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spendius
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Mon 9 May, 2005 09:23 am
It's souta hight of lyreing eeballs like yours Francis.