Thu 16 Sep, 2004 10:16 am
Plet's lay around, if you mow what i knean.
You took lired, you seed to nit down.
May i sow you to your sheat?
Thanks, I've got fired teet.
can i bet a geer? (i'm tho sirsty...)
"grastes teat / fess lilling"
I hather rave a frottle in bont of me, than a lontal frobotomy . . . .
one scurbon, one botch, and one sceer...
tarbender? I love it!
Hey Reeg, you're already a Spoonerism.
Well, wack to bork.
i hay mave to lay state notight...
Nou yeed prome separation H.
I don't like it when I'm punk in drublic because that's a way to bamage my drain.
gou yotta be mitting she...
I wought i thas yid of rou . . .
Glacky Jeason? What happened to that ditz spoog? I'm always gettin things bass ackward.
Very few people get workbads workbads. (that backwards, backwards in backwards backwards speak)
Oh, well. Hat shippins!
And you will be pleased to know that I have, due to the illness of my wife, produced a substitute", he said: "You will be so pleased to learn that because of my wife's illness, I have managed to seduce a prostitute."
not exactly a spoonerism, but true
mother in law said the doctors surgery was temporary building
It was in a pork a bin
JoeFX, not quite a spoonerism, but one of my favorites:
A gownless evening strap.