Bother of the Fried . . .
Hmm, the only thing I can think you mean is 'father of the bride'..but then, hmmm.
The bride?
Has hacula been dere?
Sis is jetting gust thilly . . .
Sell men, we thust be sore mensible
Sense and Sensibility--the "spooneristic" title of an Austen novel . . .
Pride and Prejudice--another example of the same . . .
However . . .
Pansfield Mark
Orthhanger Nabbey
But what to do about Pemma and Ersuasion?
More effort is required.
MOETry in Potion.
Also -the sudden insight obtained when two consonants are switched is not enough to qualify for a grown up Spoonerism.There must also be a joke of some sort which not everybody will twig.
As camp as a row of pittle tink lents.
We never closed.(That's a Shakespeare joke).
POET is no motion - champike lagne?
Hence a modicum of research is required.
Gubble Bum.
spendius wrote:Also -the sudden insight obtained when two consonants are switched is not enough to qualify for a grown up Spoonerism.There must also be a joke of some sort which not everybody will twig.
<live me a gittle mimer to taste English>
Spendius, you entertain yourself just however you like . . . however, nothing authorizes you to pass judgment on the quality of the offerings of others, who, as i was in starting this thread, are just out for a little harmless fun . . . i would appreciate it if you cease making disparaging remarks about the efforts of others . . . this is just for fun, it's not about meeting your standards . . .
Sell wed, Setanta. Moo tuch pedantry on threse theads, it meems to see. At least JTT fasn't hound us yet!
Moo tuch pitnicking, tomesimes . . .
It should be just gun and fames.
Setanta:-
The Last Judgement passed on here is yours.
I can witlessly swap consonants round for the rest of my life.Don't pull that "harmless fun" trick.You make it sound like a birfday party for the widdykinks.I lost that particular silly hat a long time ago and tell me something easier than going for hilly sat.
The Ball Smack Room
Jungi Bumping
Laddicac.
Francis-is it not enough?
Wouldn't "It should be just gun and fames" have been improved by,"It should be just a fit of bun."
I am assuming that the latter conjures an image enough to bring at least weak smirk.May be outside of England it doesn't.
Those who don't want the bar raising should not enter jigh hump competitions.(That's an example of a very weak Spoonerism.)
Why don't you go start a thread of your own, Spendius, for your high jump witticisms, and then you won't be bothered by the rest of us. As far as i'm concerned, you are no longer welcome here.
Setanta:-
I'm very sorry.I hadn't realised you owned the thread.I will make an effort to enter into the thirit of the sping.
The mat sat on the cat.
Children, children! There's room for all. By all means add fit of bun, but you don't have destroy gun and fames to do so. We can work as smell.
