worm statch
widal tave
lolt of bightning
spaffic troonerisms --
jaffic tram
truck in staffic
tritting in saffic
lid grock
tumper bo tumper
lo nassing pane
ralternate oot
mot noving...
quom preen
tudent steacher
morror hovie
fall of hame
hedal of monor
monorable hention
plirst face
no peace prize bell
Mary Hinge
Betty Swallocks
Shirley White
ignoring while playamuses, with wailing Tola?
swait & b[size=7]|[/size]tch
Futter bingers.
Shocktail caker.
Beddy toy.
The most quoted of the Rev W.A.Spooner's (1844-1930)examples of the art.It is supposed to have been applied to useless undergraduates so it must have been used a very large number of times.
"You have tasted your worm,hissed my mystery lectures and you must catch the first town drain."
So a reverential bow is in order to the memory of the good Rev. who inspired our little bit of fun and thus provided us all with a brief escape from the tiresome humdrum realities.We should try harder.
The transposed consonants,we can stretch that if we wish,ought to have wit and hopefully raise a smile or at the very least a snigger.People who try to get the required effect with little effort are likely to carry the habit over into other aspects of their daily lives much to the disadvantage of their companions.
Haint feart never won laid fairy.
If all there is to it is litching swetters round as a jactical proke then that is as easy as lolling off a fog and,as such,raylight dobbery of the korst wind and is lushing your puck.Personally I would sooner hunt lie and how for a spass cloonerism than memeam dyself with a balf-haked crile of pap and have to put a hag over my bed to shide my hame before the gitical craze of the frunatic linge.
Gig buns.
The bot calling the pettle clack.
One swell foop.
Chrezus Jizst
Shurley shome mishtake
Hey spendius, I hear you.
Oh folks:-
That's nothing.I have some real beauts lined up which I challenge you to match.One's that Dilliam Weeds would at least have had a smirk for.My favourite I'm saving for Lola's birthday.
All you need do is get a book of phrases,idiom or any damn thing and put some time in.While watching a football match on telly.If one makes you laugh it will probably do the same for the rest of us.And a laugh is a real good.
Looks like an English thread at last.Those Yanks eh?
You can tell English is a foreign language over there.
Best of British.
The best way to find Spoonerisms is to get your brain all thingers and fumbs.
But a warning.Too much of it can render you illtiterate.
I found another creamer but I want to see what I have to beat first.Come on lads and lassies.You're playing for England.
An easy one--Shocks and stares.
spendius wrote:An easy one--Shocks and stares.
In the save mein : fonds on bunds.
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