The official "Countdown to Eva's Birthday" thread.

so when's the big day? And how's that sexual peak coming along?

Now you get menopause...removal of the crib, retention of the playpen.....life is sweet......

How remiss i have been not to have stopped by sooner . . . for Our Dear Miss Eva, a poem by George Gordon, Lord Byron . . .


SHE walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that 's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellow'd to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.
One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impair'd the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o'er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling-place . . .

October 3, Bear. And it's true about the sexual peak. <sly grin> I have no idea how many years this is supposed to last, but I'm makin' every one of them count!!! Friends tell me it just gets even better after menopause, but I don't know if that's humanly possible! Yes, life is sweet. A helluva lot sweeter than it was at 25, that's for sure!

Beautiful, Set. One of my favorites. How did you know?

October 3rd? You mean we have to all sit around heaping praise on you for another two more weeks?!!! Sheesh! I can't keep it up that long!

that's the word on the street kicky.....

don't worry Eva I can last until you're worn clean down.....

and btw please don't tell me you and your sexual peak have anything to do with this 24 year old stud

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0917042_culkin_1.html

kicky's about to have premature celebration...

Two weeks would be nice.

(You call this heaping praise? )

I bet you can, Bear! Better not let squinney hear that, though.




Arrested in Oklahoma City?! How suspicious is THAT?! Everyone knows there is no legitimate reason for being in Oklahoma City.

And no, I had nothing to do with it. He's 24? I still can't mentally picture him without a milk mustache.

Happy almost Birthday, Eva!

Colorbook, Eva won't be here today to respond to your post. She is spending the day shopping for walkers.

There's a real nice X-16 model down at Frank's Old Geezer Emporium that she's had her eye on for quite some time. It is really shiny and has extra strong rubber boots on each leg. Eva said she had the thing up to 2mph during a test drive.

I hope it comes with a warning whistle.

Gus, Eva is younger than me (not sure about you) so I will not poke fun of her age...women don't get older, they get better.

Besides, I saw you down at Frank's Old Geezer Emporium as you were trying out a new walker with training wheels....hope you made it back to the swamp alright. (this is our little secret, don't worry, I won't tell anyone)

You don't get it, do you, colorbook.

Eva's not here to defend herself.

We can say anything we want without fear of retribution.

Okay Gus...say what ever you want...we'll wait and see what happens :wink:

What do you mean, colorbook, by calling Eva a wicked old witch?

She's a decent person and I like her very much.

What the_? You edited your post! Very clever, colorbook. Very clever indeed.

you, you just wait Gus...

<skipping into the room>

Hey, guys, what's goin'.....what the.....HEY! Get off my thread, Gus! Who invited you here? You can't badmouth me on my birthday thread!!! Take that stuff back to Politics where it belongs...

Thanks for the congrats, colorbook. You wanna share these chocolates? I've been getting tons of them since word of my birthday got out. Here, why don't you just take the whole box.

And no, Gus, you can't have any. I don't want to have to watch you eat them...people without teeth should eat privately. It isn't pretty.

thank you Eva, of course I'll share the chocolates with you...my birthday is the day after yours.



...see Gus...looks like you're in trouble now... :wink:

I believe the big day is almost upon us.

Someone please run to the store and get a shitload of those party gizmos. You know what I mean? The things that are like little sawed-off flutes with a curled piece of paper attached to the end and when you blow on them the paper uncurls and becomes straight as a board and everyone shouts and claps and the party at that moment takes off.


Some of those.

And maybe some of those pointy hats with the string that holds them to your head.

Some of those too.