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Wed 15 Sep, 2004 03:51 pm
I was bouncing around the site today and suddenly it hit me -- Eva's birthday is in a couple of weeks! And I think it's one of the big ones, 30 or 40 or something like that.
She's been biting her nails a lot lately, staring at the clock, and, well, tipping the bottle. I think the poor woman is a wreck.
Thus this thread. Try to compliment her. Say things like, "Hey, Eva, you're lookin' great!" or "Hello, is your mother home? Wait, oh my goodness, it's you, Eva. I thought it was your daughter answering the door!"
You know, stuff like that.
She's been around here for a good long time and deserves a little kindness once in a while.
After her birthday has come and gone, we'll resume picking on her.
I think that Eva is the most beautiful young woman I've ever known.
How's that, Gus? Do you think the old broad'll buy it?
Might work, kicky.
Damn! I think we're gonna pull this off.
Is this true, Gus? Is it truly the nearly natal day of our ever nascent Venus?
She looks better than good - she is transcendent!
She is like Aphrodite rising from the foam, isn't she?
You know, dlowan, I think both of our lives are richer from knowing Eva, the Corn Queen of Nebraska.
dlowan wrote:
She looks better than good - she is transcendent!
Well golly darn, she HAS to be transcendent, she lives in OklaDamnHoma you know, hell, she has to be transcendent just to get out of bed in the morning.(at least on those mornings she gets out of bed) I am sorely amazed she hasn't offed herself yet.
not to fret Husker, she can't hear me anyway.
um, change that to "Corn Queen of Oklahoma"
You guys are cruel. Cruel, I say.
Only a True Goddess could find it in her heart to forgive you.
<tap, tap, tap>.....<thinking>
I shall consider it.
Meanwhile, you have two and a half weeks to think of fitting apologies and tributes. No half-hearted daisy bouquets, CZs or cheap wine will do. This is a big one. I turn 50 on October 3.
You think they are cruel to you Eva? My birthday is tomorrow, and nary a mention.
I'm the worlds worst for remembering special days. Happy birthday, eva.
Thank you, edgar! (A true gentleman, you are.)
WHAT??? I missed Deb's birthday??? Oh no! How did that happen??? I must go shopping at once! Any requests, dearlowan?
Apparently many of us have birthday in September. :-)
Congrats.
HAPPY B-DAY CAV!!! HAPPY B-DAY DLOWAN!!!
Happy b'day cav and dlowan !!
Eva, 3rd October ? No wonder you are asgorgeous as me (slightly more actulally, having being born one day ahead !! )
Eva wrote:Thank you, edgar! (A true gentleman, you are.)
WHAT??? I missed Deb's birthday??? Oh no! How did that happen??? I must go shopping at once! Any requests, dearlowan?
How lovely - might I borrow the shell for a night?????
And the hair?
Thank you Kicky and G.
We shall soon need a G birthday thread, I see!
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