The official "Countdown to Eva's Birthday" thread.

Hey, although he doesn't post much, mezzie's birthday is Oct. 4!

I realize this might be inappropriate, this being Eva's birthday thread and all, but I feel terrible for missing Dlowan's birthday and just had to run out and grab her a gift....



It's a picture of me and Gertrude at the town picnic. Originally I had a sign which read Happy Birthday, Dlowan! Best Wishes from Gus and Gert!

But I got so stoned I forgot where I put the friggin' thing. But anyway, Dlowan, I hope you like it. Maybe you could put it in a nice gilded frame and hang it on your living room wall. Just a thought.

Now... back to Eva. What to get her on this momentous occasion?

This is going to require some thinking.

what for a picture! haha

well, congrats G and Deb alias dlowan the bunny!

Apparently it is birthday time here. :-)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! EVA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! CAV

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! DLOWAN


Hey Gus, if that is you in that pic you resemble Leonardo da Vinci. He was described as strikingly handsome. (true)

Gus, next time you and Gertie get stoned in a public park, please don't strip from the waist down and walk around flashing the peace sign at everybody. It frightens the dogs and the children.

Yes, Deb, you may borrow the shell. Do you want both halves or just one?

As for the hair, I'm afraid I'm rather attached to it. I shall have to find you a suitable replacement. <searching, searching>

how do u know he's not wearing one of his (many!) thongs?

http://www.about-wigs.com/sylvia.html

Okay, Deb. This one looks very much like my hair in the avatar. Try it on.

Hmmm. Not sure about the blonde. Maybe in black?

Eva
50!
Oh my gwad!

Call the undertaker, quick!

BBB

The prime of life, BBB!

Hey, BBB, don't hassle the poor woman. Someday, in the distant future, you and I will reach that milestone.

And we certainly wouldn't want whippersnappers giving us grief, would we?

OMG, Gus. You're not even 50? By the looks of your avatar, you must have led a hard, hard life.

You poor thing.

I have led a hard life, Eva, and perhaps I do look older than my years.

Say, have you ever seen me with my hat off?

It makes me look a little bit younger. Not much, but some...

Gus

You look alot more than a bit younger. How much $
did you make that night.

Hey that guy looks the the fellow who hosts JEOPARDY Alex Trevic?

Hey, that's the "world's oldest male stripper" guy, isn't it?! I read about him! (Don't ask where.)

But wait, Thokky had a birthday in September, I think.

Happy birthday to Thok, happy birthday to Thok... sincerely.

And many happy returns. Thok.

No.I didn't said that.

I have birthday in November. :-)

Aha, I misread you, Thok. But now I gave you a new (to me) nickname.

Thokky, it has a nice ring to it.

Plus, Eva, olde girl, here, here's a chaise lounge, rest a bit, now that you're older. Here's a nice tray of macerated fruit...
and angels romp above with shimmering ribbons with bon bons on the ends.
and little devilish folk dance on the terrace, waiting for your command...

How nice!

Now, all you little devils must behave, you understand, or else osso might tell her cute little doggie to bite you.

Ahh...a chaise, fruit and bonbons. Don't mind if I do........