Sneezing

We all have our crosses to bear....

Maybe I should've put this in "First World Problems"?

I too am multi sneezmatic.

I'll sneeze once and get a God bless you. I'm thinking here we go.

2nd sneeze 10 seconds later gets another God bless.

At the 3rd I'll immediately say "Those 2 can cover all the rest. I'm not done", and then go on for a whole bunch more.

I'm not allergic to anything.

Yes, it is a FWP for sure.

Related to that, have you ever sneezed and it made you fart?

That's a real hazard when you sneeze a dozen times in a row.

I had a work associate who sneezed in very fast and lengthy spurts of achooos.
I'm either a single sneezer, or one who paces the matter with several seconds in between. I've spent a lot of years with allergies, most of then gone now, knock on wood, but still sneeze on occasion. I take it as something to do with the heating/cooling vents bringing me stuff from the nearby Petroglyphs.

Allergies I can understand, but it seems to be just because. Usually at night, after work (I work evenings). My wife will bless me for the first couple of sneezes and then she just says "Let me know when you're done".

Oh yes. Quite often. Farting is sort of "par for the course" with me.

When I was in, oh, maybe 4th or 5th grade, I had this gigantic crush on Richard Fitzsimmons, who was in the year ahead of me. He was Jude Law, Paul Newman and Johnny Depp all rolled into one.

One day Richard came into my class! To talk to my teacher! And get something from her! I played it really cool by leaning back onto the 2 back legs of my chair, the way the teachers always told you not to. It was my opportunity to show him what a rebel I was. I remember clutching my butt cheeks because I really had to fart, but wasn't going to ask to be excused to go to the rest room at a time like this.

So of course I fall ass over teakettle when the 2 back legs slipped out from under me. As normal, and completely expected, the class laughed. It's what you did when you fell out of your chair. I got myself up and sat down, mortified I had done that in front of Richard Fitzsimmons! Then I got annoyed because the class just kept laughing. The teacher, Miss Patruka, had a time quieting them all down.

It wasn't for another minute that I realized I didn't have to fart anymore.

Richard Fitzsimmons, being a whole year older, didn't laugh quite as long.

I too have sneezed.

About three or four in a row on a sunny day, unless I've been somewhere dark like the cinema then it's about as twice as much.

It pains me to reveal it, but I have been guilty of both the multiple sneeze, and the corresponding fart(s).

I had an embarrassing moment in school. I was a little younger, probably 3rd grade. There was a girl I sort of liked, Pasqualena Borelli sitting in my group when I sneezed loudly. Everybody looked at me and immediately started laughing because I had a giant gob of snot oozing down my face. Pasqualena was especially disgusted. It was mortifying. Curse my bodily functions!

single sneezer.

if i do a double or worse, i'm either getting sick or having a bad allergy attack...

I am in the multi-sneezematic camp as well (kudos, chai2, for the coinage).

I am a multi-sneezer. Usually just two, but sometimes it can be several times. My dad was a multi-sneezer similar to you. I read once that being a multi-sneezer is heredity.

Normally a single-sneezer, but if my allergies get out of control uh oh uh oh

Happened twice in the last few weeks. No fun.

My friend/colleague multi sneezed something like 40 quick times in a row, and by quick, I mean several sneezes in a second, for several seconds. Not big barking sneezes but little ladylike sneezes. Almost cute sneezes. It never failed to surprise me. Of course I never told her that.

And I always sneeze after popping an altoid in my mouth.

I knew a guy a long time ago who sneezed like that, little tiny ones in rapid succession, almost cat-like, and yea, kinda cute. Mine are full blown AAHCHOOs with ten or fifteen seconds in between.