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Sun 29 Aug, 2004 11:40 pm
BEIJING (Reuters) - Sexual frustration has turned a Chinese chimpanzee from a mild-mannered simian into a problem primate who smokes cigarettes and spits at visitors, the Xinhua news agency says.
Feili, a female chimp in the city of Zhengzhou in the central province of Henan, picked up her nasty habits by imitating visitors who behaved "improperly" around her, Xinhua quoted zoo director Liu Bing as saying on Sunday.
But, Liu said, the root cause of Feili's transformation from a "gentle girl" into a "shrew" lay with the inability to find her a satisfactory mate.
A male chimpanzee at the zoo has failed to live up to Feili's sexual demands, and she has snubbed other potential suitors.
Zoo officials said Feili was not addicted to nicotine, but the chimp has also demonstrated clever -- if not desperate -- behaviour to score a smoke.
"The chimp is spitting at tourists and smoking," Xinhua quoted a boy visiting the zoo. "Just now a tourist threw a cigarette butt to just outside the cage, she tried to get the butt with a stick."
Quote:A male chimpanzee at the zoo has failed to live up to Feili's sexual demands, and she has snubbed other potential suitors.
Why do they always go for Bill?
Here's an idea: Let's give Bill a new nickname!
I vote for
Lil' Chimpmeat
Rest assured, the proclivities of NFL fans have little to do with mental health as compared to the Premier league fans.
There's nothing I enjoy more than picking on that poor delusional cheesehead when he's not around.
They're all insane. But, at least Premier league fans don't wear cheeseheads when randomly assaulting people. It would be incivil ;D.
eternal optimism becomes you Drom
Premier league fans?
Please explain, panzade.
I find it difficult to believe the cheeseheads could be supplanted by any group of sports fans, on earth or any other planet.
The world is a much bigger place than you imagined Gus.
yes there is life outside the farm...
premier league fans are people in england who are into soccer...
i understand
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but nevertheless thats where premier leaguew fans come from
dròm_et_rêve wrote:
Perfect, Gus.
It must be something to do with the cheesehead. My God. Novelty hats just don't make me optimistic about someone's mental health.
I can sure understand that. Imagine how ridiculous someone must look wearing one of these in public:
I mean really. A person would have to have no dignity at all.
gustavclosetcheesehead wrote:I find it difficult to believe the cheeseheads could be supplanted by any group of sports fans, on earth or any other planet.
That is a tough one, isn't it?... and a much healthier pursuit of knowledge than this sick twisted obsession you have with my 'meat'.
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hi bill
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hows life?
is that really you in the photo?
still its a change from the cigar
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still clean and pure?