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Sexually frustrated chimp takes up smoking

 
 
Col Man
 
Reply Sun 29 Aug, 2004 11:40 pm
BEIJING (Reuters) - Sexual frustration has turned a Chinese chimpanzee from a mild-mannered simian into a problem primate who smokes cigarettes and spits at visitors, the Xinhua news agency says.


Feili, a female chimp in the city of Zhengzhou in the central province of Henan, picked up her nasty habits by imitating visitors who behaved "improperly" around her, Xinhua quoted zoo director Liu Bing as saying on Sunday.


But, Liu said, the root cause of Feili's transformation from a "gentle girl" into a "shrew" lay with the inability to find her a satisfactory mate.


A male chimpanzee at the zoo has failed to live up to Feili's sexual demands, and she has snubbed other potential suitors.


Zoo officials said Feili was not addicted to nicotine, but the chimp has also demonstrated clever -- if not desperate -- behaviour to score a smoke.


"The chimp is spitting at tourists and smoking," Xinhua quoted a boy visiting the zoo. "Just now a tourist threw a cigarette butt to just outside the cage, she tried to get the butt with a stick."
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 30 Aug, 2004 06:56 am
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A male chimpanzee at the zoo has failed to live up to Feili's sexual demands, and she has snubbed other potential suitors.


http://www.able2know.com/forums/images/avatars/365551416412aa1dc8b2b4.jpg

Why do they always go for Bill?

Here's an idea: Let's give Bill a new nickname!

I vote for Lil' Chimpmeat
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Mon 30 Aug, 2004 07:06 am
Laughing Perfect, Gus.

It must be something to do with the cheesehead. My God. Novelty hats just don't make me optimistic about someone's mental health.

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Col Man
 
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Reply Mon 30 Aug, 2004 07:07 am
Laughing
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panzade
 
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Reply Mon 30 Aug, 2004 07:07 am
Rest assured, the proclivities of NFL fans have little to do with mental health as compared to the Premier league fans.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 30 Aug, 2004 07:08 am
There's nothing I enjoy more than picking on that poor delusional cheesehead when he's not around.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Mon 30 Aug, 2004 07:10 am
They're all insane. But, at least Premier league fans don't wear cheeseheads when randomly assaulting people. It would be incivil ;D.

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Col Man
 
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Reply Mon 30 Aug, 2004 07:11 am
Laughing
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panzade
 
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Reply Mon 30 Aug, 2004 07:12 am
eternal optimism becomes you Drom
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 30 Aug, 2004 07:12 am
Premier league fans?

Please explain, panzade.

I find it difficult to believe the cheeseheads could be supplanted by any group of sports fans, on earth or any other planet.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Mon 30 Aug, 2004 07:12 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
There's nothing I enjoy more than picking on that poor delusional cheesehead when he's not around.


He must cry himself to sleep every night, wishing that he were free amongst your goats.

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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 30 Aug, 2004 07:13 am
Whatever you say, drom.
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panzade
 
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Reply Mon 30 Aug, 2004 07:14 am
The world is a much bigger place than you imagined Gus.
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Col Man
 
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Reply Mon 30 Aug, 2004 07:15 am
yes there is life outside the farm...
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Col Man
 
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Reply Mon 30 Aug, 2004 07:15 am
premier league fans are people in england who are into soccer...
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 30 Aug, 2004 07:17 am
England doesn't count.
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Col Man
 
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Reply Mon 30 Aug, 2004 07:19 am
i understand Wink
but nevertheless thats where premier leaguew fans come from Wink
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Mon 30 Aug, 2004 08:16 am
dròm_et_rêve wrote:
Laughing Perfect, Gus.

It must be something to do with the cheesehead. My God. Novelty hats just don't make me optimistic about someone's mental health.

I can sure understand that. Imagine how ridiculous someone must look wearing one of these in public:http://noveltydiscount.com/media/novelty__novelties_h250.jpg

I mean really. A person would have to have no dignity at all.

gustavclosetcheesehead wrote:
I find it difficult to believe the cheeseheads could be supplanted by any group of sports fans, on earth or any other planet.
That is a tough one, isn't it?... and a much healthier pursuit of knowledge than this sick twisted obsession you have with my 'meat'.
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Col Man
 
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Reply Mon 30 Aug, 2004 08:20 am
Very Happy hi bill Smile hows life?
is that really you in the photo?
still its a change from the cigar Smile
still clean and pure?
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Mon 30 Aug, 2004 08:22 am
Laughing

Gus is a closet cheesehead??

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