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But, Cav; you're neglecting a golden opportunity. Just think about how many A2Kers there are on trains in Poland who want quality cuisine? -- that's a niche just waiting to be exploited.

OK, Col.. I'm going to make this frozen drink last until the damn thing opens...

hey
you know thats something i wanted to mention
i cant seem to get into the medical health news section anymore
my screen just shows a blank page
could i have been blocked from there for talking about enemas and colonic irrigation?

hah i just imagine how many people on trains full stop want some quality cuisine...

Only if you were having both done while posting.

Poland eh...gourmet cuisine...yes, that is a niche worth exploiting....they would be easily duped, and this time it's them on the train headed for the ovens...erm, stoves...

ha
oh cav how subtlely evil are you

The best definition of 'subtle' is the way they slip that 'b' into the word.

heh tell me about it

Nah, you can't be blocked from just one forum, Col...

(What were you doing, talking about ænemæ (or however one spells it) and internal irrigation?

Col Man, I suspect it was just an A2K hiccup of some sort, to be honest.

ok yeah well ive had a few problems with my bum over the last few years had a bad case of piles so i was scaring em all in o bills smoking thread with details of my bum operations which i went thru
i had the final op in argentina when i went as it just so happened my woman over theres dads a doctor so he got one of his mates to sort me
so im sorted now

J.C. of the pigeons! Arseoperations! I never knew that there were such ways of getting rid of haemorroids.

yes its true...
there are...
im living proof of it

believe me at first they injected them with acid
that was bad
then they tried tieing elastic bands round them
that was bad too
then they stuck a big black tube up my bum with a camera on it
that was pretty freaky
but at least i was colon cancer free
then they made me wait 4 years while i bled everyday
until eventually i went to arg and had the op there

Damn!

That tells you something about the English Health service.... (they wrecked 17 years of my life..)

How much did you bleed? How long was the camera inserted?

some days i bled loads...so much that i had to go to bed afterwards cos i was so weak and lay down for 30-60 minutes...
once my bum bled for like a whole week it just wouldnt stop bleeding everywhere i went drip drip drip i went thru so much toilet paper it was untrue
and another time i spent three days in bed cos i was so weak from loss of blood
but they did nothing cos i was on the waiting list and it wasnt life threatening

now its amazing i have a whole new lease of life

in the end when i went to arg the op was only an hour and it cost me about a thousand quid all in including 2 weeks of injections of painkillers in my bum afterwards
and that was it no more piles no more blood

oh lifes great now
thats why im thinking of the internal cleansing or colonic cos i can have it now whereas i couldnt b4 cos of the piles

and poor you i cant believe they butchered you too
what monsters they are honestly

oh and the camera thing took about 10-15 mins they gave me an enema first then i had to lie down on my side while they stuck it in me and slowly fed it in further and further...
they went really deep inside
it was the strangest feeling ive ever felt...

ah the buffet is open its food time for you

J.C... damn.... I'm not even going to ask how deep ... did you get to see the video too?