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HOW COULD A GOOD DOG ALLOW SURFING?

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Sun 22 May, 2016 06:51 pm
Hey, let's discuss something we've never discussed before, instead of churning through the same old bullsh*t every time a new holy roller shows up?

Whaddaya think, would Dog allow surfers if he really loved us?
 
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 22 May, 2016 06:54 pm
@Setanta,
Yes, sure, Dog would be fine with free will for surfing and sand running and sand digging and maybe hot dogs at the beach. Er, frankfurters.
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Builder
 
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Reply Sun 22 May, 2016 06:56 pm
Huey is the god of surf.

Dog can't be everywhere, despite the claim otherwise.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 22 May, 2016 06:57 pm
@Setanta,

laws, yes...


https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-08/2/16/enhanced/webdr15/anigif_original-7695-1438547890-4.gif
Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 22 May, 2016 07:21 pm
@Region Philbis,
I has seen the light!
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 22 May, 2016 07:29 pm
@Setanta,

huzzah...
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TomTomBinks
 
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Reply Sun 22 May, 2016 10:00 pm
@Setanta,
Tricky question... a Good Dog loves us as we all know so you would think He would allow surfing (no brainer). But if we really think about it, how many Good Dogs can actually come surfing with us? Not many. Good Dog wants to be near us always because of his great love for us, so he would NOT allow us to surf.. Just my opinion, it's not like I attended obedience school.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 22 May, 2016 10:44 pm
TomTomBinks wrote:
Just my opinion, it's not like I attended obedience school.


Good one, Boss.
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saab
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2016 01:24 am
@Setanta,
Dog created wind and storm and waves.
Dog created clever people in God´s image.
These people made surfboards.
Dog loves and protects surfers.
Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2016 01:56 am
@saab,
OK, you convinced me.
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neologist
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2016 05:42 pm
@Region Philbis,
There's your visual proof, Set.
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Smileyrius
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2016 09:12 am
I think that to blame surfing on Dog is simplistic and rudimentary. Surfing is a result of the FREE WILLY dvd he gave surfers, He could stop it that any time, but how would the surfers learn? How would that show Justice?
Rather when All surfers have watched the dvd, he will then step in and stop surfing once and for all time. Then they will beat their surfboards into see saws, and their Wetsuits into Fashionable Gym wear. (Fido 3:16)
ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2016 09:21 am
http://media4.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2015_44/1282111/151029-tillman-dog-jsw_404f568193c14b98d5769730da09b8c8.nbcnews-ux-2880-1000.jpg

this is like an actual thing thing

annual competitions!


<thud>
neologist
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2016 09:46 am
@Smileyrius,
That's tellin' 'em, Smiley.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2016 12:25 pm
@Smileyrius,
Brilliant satire, Boss . . .
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2016 12:27 pm
@ehBeth,
Oh, a religious festival . . .
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neologist
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2016 10:17 am
We must also keep in mind that Dog has selected us as his special species. He even gave us canine teeth so we could communicate.

Think about it.

Nobody has feline teeth.
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