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Sun 22 May, 2016 06:51 pm
Hey, let's discuss something we've never discussed before, instead of churning through the same old bullsh*t every time a new holy roller shows up?
Whaddaya think, would Dog allow surfers if he really loved us?
@Setanta,
Yes, sure, Dog would be fine with free will for surfing and sand running and sand digging and maybe hot dogs at the beach. Er, frankfurters.
Huey is the god of surf.
Dog can't be everywhere, despite the claim otherwise.
@Setanta,
Tricky question... a Good Dog loves us as we all know so you would think He would allow surfing (no brainer). But if we really think about it, how many Good Dogs can actually come surfing with us? Not many. Good Dog wants to be near us always because of his great love for us, so he would NOT allow us to surf.. Just my opinion, it's not like I attended obedience school.
@Setanta,
Dog created wind and storm and waves.
Dog created clever people in God´s image.
These people made surfboards.
Dog loves and protects surfers.
@Region Philbis,
There's your visual proof, Set.
I think that to blame surfing on Dog is simplistic and rudimentary. Surfing is a result of the FREE WILLY dvd he gave surfers, He could stop it that any time, but how would the surfers learn? How would that show Justice?
Rather when All surfers have watched the dvd, he will then step in and stop surfing once and for all time. Then they will beat their surfboards into see saws, and their Wetsuits into Fashionable Gym wear. (Fido 3:16)
this is like an actual thing thing
annual competitions!
<thud>
@Smileyrius,
That's tellin' 'em, Smiley.
@Smileyrius,
Brilliant satire, Boss . . .
@ehBeth,
Oh, a religious festival . . .
We must also keep in mind that Dog has selected us as his special species. He even gave us canine teeth so we could communicate.
Think about it.
Nobody has feline teeth.
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