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Profanity in A2K

 
 
Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Fri 3 Sep, 2004 03:04 am
The Grand Ol' Duke missed 1,069 instances of 'bloody' (well, 1,070 now). That just about covers the entire contribution by the Australian A2Kers!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Fri 3 Sep, 2004 03:05 am
384 instances of 'bastard'! That IS very disappointing!!
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 3 Sep, 2004 03:06 am
cavfancier wrote:
I came across this deleted poem from T.S. Eliot's 'Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats'. I think he was drinking at the time:

The Literry Cat (I think he misspelled 'literary')

I have a cat who's quite literry,
which always makes me jittery.
the f---ing critter
is quite the shitter,
which leaves my weak heart all a-pittery.

I never even knew Eliot wrote limericks. The things you can find on the internet....it's amazing.


Laughing

What I found amazing were the manuscripts for 'The Wasteland: the action musical film.'

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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 3 Sep, 2004 03:07 am
Mr Stillwater wrote:
384 instances of 'bastard'! That IS very disappointing!!


You know your mission now, Mr. S ;D.

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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 3 Sep, 2004 03:08 am
Oh, yes drom, I understand that Arnie passed on the lead role....something about "I already work for the Republican party..."
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 3 Sep, 2004 03:09 am
How many instances of 'Republican'? That's profanity.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Fri 3 Sep, 2004 03:12 am
Curses!!!
http://www.trashfiction.co.uk/terry_thomas.jpg
Foiled again!!!
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 3 Sep, 2004 03:14 am
5,997, compared to just 2,678 instances of 'Democrat.' Proving, yet again, that evil gets more mention than good ;D.

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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 3 Sep, 2004 03:21 am
That way trumps 'bastard'.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 3 Sep, 2004 03:29 am
Heh heh, wise statement Very Happy.

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Grand Duke
 
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Reply Fri 3 Sep, 2004 04:25 am
Figures for some more words I remembered:

Wanker - 1
Wank - 0
Tosser - 0
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 3 Sep, 2004 04:27 am
Wanker-Wank Tosser. That should up the odds.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 3 Sep, 2004 04:29 am
It's great to break new grounds ;D.

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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Fri 3 Sep, 2004 04:35 am
Wanker Wank-Tosser. He's the new head of British Rail isn't he? A peer too, if I remember right......
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 3 Sep, 2004 04:38 am
I believe that gives us:

Wanker: 4
Wank: 3
Tosser: 3

including GD's post, and add one more each for this post.
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Grand Duke
 
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Reply Fri 3 Sep, 2004 04:44 am
Can anyone give me some North American versions of 'wanker' I can search for?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 3 Sep, 2004 04:45 am
Try 'jerk-off' or jerkoff.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 3 Sep, 2004 04:54 am
There is w__kstain too, but that might be primarily British.

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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 3 Sep, 2004 07:52 am
Quote:
Can anyone give me some North American versions of 'wanker' I can search for?


Jagoff.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 3 Sep, 2004 08:47 am
O, I wonder whether anyone has used the perennial classics, 's__thawk' or 's__thead?'


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