Profanity in A2K

bloody good list, GD :wink:

damn, there's a couple on the list I've never used. bbl

full agree

what for a explosive list, GD. ;-)

Dys
The list didn't include words such as "shove it" which is shorthand for another saying that is really bad.

and to think all of those words were used by only 4 posters....

Teresa Kerry,said this. Someone else here?

That's a point well made, GD. Do you notice that, in the exception of only one post (in which a person posts an atrocious vulgar song,) all the uses of c__t are quotes or related to others' use of that word? The lack of such vicious resort words is another wonderful thing about A2K...

There's an idea, BPB. Give me some clues as to who the foul-mouthe culprits might be, and I'll do some correlation research...

I'm way too embarassed to.....

Re: Dys


Thanks BBB. Any others I can add to the List Of Sin?

I'm very interested into what this correlation research intails, GD...

What about shite? I've used shite a few times.

Well, this makes A2K a happy family indeed, which deserves a song:

How's Your Whole... Family?
(Stevens/Grenga/Lawry)
Red Peters with Tex Marino and The Poisonaires

How's your whole... family?
How's your whole... family?
How's your whole... family?
How's your whole... family?

How's your whole... family? (How's your whole?)
How's your whole... family? (How's your whole?)
How's your whole... family? (How's your whole... family?)
How's your whole... family?

How's your dic-tation machine? (How's your dic-)
How's your dic-tation machine? (How's your dic-)
How's your dic-tation machine? (How's your dic-tation machine?)
How's your dic-tation machine?

Take your pants down... to the cleaners today. (ah-ooo)
Take your pants down... to the cleaners today. (ah-ooo)
Take your pants down... to the cleaners today. (ah-ooo)
Take your pants down... to the cleaners today.

(instrumental)
Won't you do my as-trological chart? (oh won't you do his as-)
Won't you do my as-trological chart? (come on-a wanna baby won't you do his as-)
Won't you do my as-trological chart? (oh won't you do his as-trological chart?)
Won't you do my as-trological chart?

Suck on a stiff cock-tail with me. (stiff cock- ah-ooo)
Suck on a stiff cock-tail with me. (stiff cock- ah-ooo)
Suck on a stiff cock-tail with me. (stiff cock- ah-ooo)
Suck on a stiff cock-tail with me.

(musical interlude)
How's your whole... family? (How's your whole?)
How's your whole... family? (Tell me how's that great big whole)
How's your whole... family? (How's your whole... family?)
How's your whole... family?

(spoken) "Prick!"

I am happy going through life, swearing sometimes as the mood takes me or to emphasise a particular point, but C__T is one word I have only used a couple of times, and for some reason I felt wrong about using it. Without wanting to descend into needless profanity, I've always used T__T instead, as it has a double meaning (v. To hit) and is a bit more acceptable.

Re: Profanity in A2K


patiodog
I suppose, that is it. :-)

Wonderful song, Cav.

(The original ain't by Aerosmith, but that's how I find it online. Ah, well.)

We sang this as kiddies...



There once was a farmer who lived by the crick
He sat in the meadow and played with his --

Agates and marbles and the lady next door
You could tell by her figure that she was a --

Nice old lady, a lady of luck
She taught all the farmers new ways to --

Bring up their children and teach them to knit
To clean out the barnyard and scoop up the sh --

-weet violets!

Patio Dog
They really knew how to write songs in them days, didn't they?

BBB