Argh Gus beat me.
I know he's more turtlish than I am. I just don't know if turtledom is something to aspire to.
I have this image of Squinney right now, hunched over her computer, glass of gin and tonic in her hand, cigarette dangling from the corner of her mouth.
In the background Bipolarbear is feverishly working on a jigsaw puzzle.
Squinney is at this moment opening the left top drawer of her desk and is rummaging around for her bag of pot.
Bear sees this and is nervous. He smoked it last night.
All hell is about to break loose in the Bear den.
Talk. Yep, and thanks for the assist on the Scotch, there Gus. All I could find was this specially made Jim Beam decantor from 1975.
To be a Turtle you must think with a clean mind and you must be willing to stick your neck out for yourself and for other people in need. Gus, ol' buddy, you just might be a prime Turtle candidate.
Here are the remaining questions for initiation:
5. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two?
6. What goes in hard but comes out soft and wet?
7. What does a dog do that a man steps in?
8. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much they often blow?
9. What is the word that is four letters long, ends in u-n-t that is used to discribe a woman?
10. What four letter word begins with F and ends with K, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
11. What is hard, about six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
12. What four letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of bird cages?
13. What is it that all men have one of, that is longer on some men than others, that the Pope doesn't use, and that a man gives his wife after they're married?
14. What is it on a man that gets very large when he gets excited?
15. What is long , round, wet and full of seamen?
9. aunt
(just trying to beat gus! no not that way)
11. is some kind of candy bar but not sure which one has two nuts -- almond joy or something?
13. remote control?
heh
these are hard
5. legs
6. sugar daddy
7. digs a hole
8. bill
9. aunt
10. fork
11. almond joy
12. grit
13. life? heart?
14. eyes
15. submarine
You guys /gals are good!
While you are thinking...
The History of the International Association of Turtles
Some American Fighter Pilots were relaxing in an English Pub during World War II when they, somehow, got onto the subject of "Turtles". They described a person who was clean minded, usually minded their own business, but when the need arose, would stick their neck out for themselves and other people in need had the attributes of a turtle. That's how the International Association of Turtles began.
Sounds crazy unless you have been around drinking pilots.
These pilots became the fist members of the International Association of Turtles. Knowing the way of the military they would all be split up soon and they would all actively recruit new members. So they came up with a way for Turtles to identify each other. When anyone would ask a Turtle, "Are you a Turtle?" the proper response would be...
Fist members, eh?
I mean, I'm clean-minded.
(What's the proper response? PDiddie's?)
soz - remote control is good!
5. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two? Legs
6. What goes in hard but comes out soft and wet? Gum
7. What does a dog do that a man steps in? Digs Hole
8. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much they often blow? Bill / Money
9. What is the word that is four letters long, ends in u-n-t that is used to discribe a woman? Aunt
10. What four letter word begins with F and ends with K, and if you can't get one you can use your hands? Fork
11. What is hard, about six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? Almond Joy
12. What four letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of bird cages?
13. What is it that all men have one of, that is longer on some men than others, that the Pope doesn't use, and that a man gives his wife after they're married?
14. What is it on a man that gets very large when he gets excited?
15. What is long , round, wet and full of seamen? Submarine
