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Wed 25 Aug, 2004 05:23 pm
My brother-in-law asked me this when I was visiting Thanksgiving of '84 in front of their handsome neighbor, to whom he had just introduced me. (Keep in mind that this was way before Bear, and I was quite innocent and bashful at that time)
Brett, my BIL, was stationed at Fort Bragg when this happened. Later, we went on base for Thanksgiving Dinner. I waited until he was talking to a General to ask him the same question.
Fortunately, the General had a sense of humor. They BOTH answered!
So... Are YOU a Turtle?
You bet your sweet ass I'm a turtle.
MMMM! I'm thirsty. I'll take a margarita, on the rocks with salt please, sozobe. Thank you so much!
^5, PD
Uh, your margarita.
Here.
[waits for enlightenment]
[wonders if she should be ommmm-ing]
Hi, Littlek. You are just in time. I just finished off the marg soz brought me. Could sure use another. Same way will be fine.
Okiedokie, one for you and one for me..... (?).
Slante!
So, SQ, are you a turtle?
Someone once asked me if I was a turtle. I stared at him for a second and then shot him.
Oh, you ARE a cute one there, littlek. If you were a turtle I would have to anser.
Region, hey! How ya doin? I'm okay right now, but if you wanna go ahead and get another marg mixed, I'll be ready for it in a minute.
PDiddie, what 'll it be?
Hehehe! My typing is already slurring. That shoulda been "I would have to ANSWER."
Hey Gus! What does a woman do sitting down that a man does standing up and a dog does on three legs?
(Daughter's into spelling lately -- "how do you spell...?", and then writing it. A recent one was "pee". She wrote it beautifully. Ahm so proud...)
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