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Are You a Turtle?

 
 
squinney
 
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Reply Wed 25 Aug, 2004 07:50 pm
Very Happy Oh, those wonderful mommy moments!

No correct answers yet...
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 25 Aug, 2004 07:54 pm
shake hands?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 25 Aug, 2004 07:54 pm
The only other answer I could think of would be shake hands, but that would be too dumb to post.

I'll keep thinking on this one, squinney
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 25 Aug, 2004 07:55 pm
Damn! Simultaneous posts. At least Region is the one that looks foolish now.

Shake hands indeed
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 25 Aug, 2004 07:57 pm
its funny, not foolish, after you've had a Drunk few...
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 25 Aug, 2004 07:58 pm
Sorry, Region, didn't know you were tipping the bottle.

Everything is crystal-clear now.
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 25 Aug, 2004 07:59 pm
Ah, Region and Gus are on their way to being Turtles. Shake hands is the correct answer!

Turtles have clean minds, so here's the next one:

What word begins with the letter F and ends with CK?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 25 Aug, 2004 08:01 pm
firetruck?
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 25 Aug, 2004 08:02 pm
<clean mind clean mind clean mind>

flintrock
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Wed 25 Aug, 2004 08:05 pm
I'll have a Scotch, neat.
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 25 Aug, 2004 08:06 pm
Wow, Gus! I was almost refused Turtle membership because of that one. I'm afraid to admit your mind might be cleaner than mine. Laughing

What's hairy, hard and sticks out of a mans pajamas at night?
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 25 Aug, 2004 08:07 pm
his heck?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 25 Aug, 2004 08:07 pm
What's a heck, littlek?

I'll guess his head.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 25 Aug, 2004 08:09 pm
oops, I meant neck. Wait! I meant head.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 25 Aug, 2004 08:09 pm
Sure you did, littlek.

Which head?
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 25 Aug, 2004 08:10 pm
Here ya go, PDiddie!

Let's see if I do this right...


http://turtleville.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/areyouaturtle.jpg
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 25 Aug, 2004 08:13 pm
HIS HEAD! Yes!!

Here's an easy one in case the liquer is kickin in.

What four letter word ends in K and means intercourse?
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 25 Aug, 2004 08:13 pm
(ok, let's try this)

Am I a turtle? You bet your sweet ass I'm a turlte!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 25 Aug, 2004 08:13 pm
Try this, pdiddie....

http://www.phoenix5.org/essaysry/graphics/scotch.jpg

squinney's been drinking and is having a hard time finding a glass of scotch. Poor girl.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 25 Aug, 2004 08:14 pm
Talk?
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