I was too frightened to eat the heads off snakes and pineapples (the lollies) for years because I thought they could kill you (poisin) . Ah, aren't older brothers wonderful?
For many years, I would not eat tomatoes, because my brother told me that they were poisonous.
Yea, aren't brothers grand?
I used to wonder why only the angels named Harold would sing.
I once had a cut on my forhead and ran to my grandmother, "Grandma! Grandma! Are my brains running out?"
I remember my sweet and tiny niece singing us her version of "The Little Lord Jesus" --
"The Little Orgy"
My sister has yet to live down her daughter's misspeaking.
Taking pictures after a wedding:
Photographer: Say "fuzzy pickles."
Ring bearer (about 3 yo): "F***y pickles!"
My friend Dianna must have thought the band "Badfinger" were Alaskan:
I remember finding out about you
Every day my mind is all around you
Looking out from my LONE IGLOO, day after day
Bring it home, maybe someday soon
I give my love to you
(Lonely room are the real words)
There was a song by a group called "The Fixx" they wrote a song called-
"Red Skies At Night" my brother thought they were singing, "rich guy's that die!"
My other brother got a song The Who came out with mixed up, the song is called "Eminence Front" he thought they were saying "living is fun!"
When I was little...not that I'm that big now...lol...growing up in Central California there was this annoying commercial. It was a used car ad and Cal Worthington was the owner and they would sing this song....I thought they were singing Pussy cow Pussy cow Pussy cow! My mom asked me one day what I was singing. She pointed out it was really....Go see Cal Go see Cal Go see cal!!!
