The Virgin Mary and Elisabeth were cousins

seems to be some sort of Phillipine cult

Oh yeah? Herod died in 4 BCE. So you're saying your boy Jeebus was 37 or 38 years old when he was allegedly executed? Many reliable scholars put the event in 6 BCE, which would have made him 39 years old at the time of the alleged execution. If you've got a reliable basis for your claim, you could make your name as a biblical scholar. Oh yeah . . . that's right . . . this is Watchtower bullsh*t.

What do you call the followers of Jesus composed of about a hundred and twenty (Acts 1:15) in Jerusalem? Was that a cult?

Reliable scholars? FYI, Jesus was executed by crucifixion on 1 BC 08-17 or 3760 Av 30 and not at about 33 AD. Jesus was 32 years old (365/366 days per year).

You live in your own little fantasy world. You wouldn't know a reliable scholar if he or she bit you in the ass.

I just checked if the revelations of the spirit of Ama of 05-23 birth and 08-17 death of Jesus Christ are correct or not, from 1999 to 2006, and they proved to be true and correct. You may read the results of my studies in moderator note: links removed using mainly the Holy Bible.

The reliable scholars you are talking about may have to talk to Ama to get hints.

yes

When Romeo and Squeakybbro
Were banished to realms Chthotonic
Eight Eighty Eight came to obfuscate
In spades
Now, ain't that ironic?

What happened to that cult today?

What happened?

Well, it all went a bit tits up to be honest, but to cut a long story short, their descendants split into several factions and set up mini cults.
One specialised in making everyone feel guilty about stuff. Another devoted its time to heavy drinking/smoking and grooming choirboys.

There is also evidence that yet another cult has emerged, who are obviously brainwashed and given the task of bothering internet fora around the world by the starting of many, many ridiculous threads.

Relax, Lord, and have an AMA

Thanks, Walter.
I was wondering where 888 learned to obfuscate.
With proper ingredients, it's a natural.

Well now. 4 B.C.E. is no slam dunk, as you should know. . .
Josephus relates that Herod the Great died between a lunar eclipse and the Passover. The eclipse of 4 B.C.E. was a partial eclipse and the eclipse of 1 B.C.E. was total.

You haven't been paying attention. This joke says that Jeebus was executed in 1 BCE. But i'm not surprised to see you attempting to defend another crackpot christian.

Not 1 BCE but 1 BC. 1 BCE is equal to 2 BC, but Jesus was executed by crucifixion in 1 BC.

I'll bet your eyes are brown, aren't they?

On the contrary. 888 has made up his date. He is not even on our page.
But Jesus, having been born in 1 BCE, would have been 33 when he was killed in 33 CE.

I did not make up 888 as the number of Jesus. It would need two different numeral systems (the Ionic Greek Ciphered Numeral System and the Arabic Numeral System) and fifteen centuries later (300 BC and 1200 AD) apart before this amazing revelation of 888 would be discovered in the Arabic Numeral System). And it would be another eight centuries later (1200 AD and 2000 AD) before the number of Jesus and the crucifixion would be manifested and confirmed--in humble post office boxes!

Yes, Herod the Great died between the lunar eclipse and the Passover, according to the first century historian Flavius Josephus. Passover is on the 14th day or 15th day of the month when the moon is full. King Herod died on "the fifth day after he had caused Antipater to be slain". Antipater was his son. King Herod was 70 years old when he died at the Royal Palace in Jericho. Why was he in Jericho? Jericho is 57 km from Jerusalem, about a day's travel. He went to the Jordan River in his attempt to find cure for his ailments. It was here where he bathed himself in the hot baths at Callirrhoe.

It's gone. They're all dead.

Other cults have come along to take its place.