KEBAB IS A GUT-BUSTER

Glasgow kebab: 1,000 calories
A new 1,000 calorie kebab has been dubbed the most dangerous fast food in Britain.
The Stonner is a pork sausage wrapped in doner kebab meat coated in batter and deep fried.
It contains 46 grams of fat and is double the calories of a Big Mac.
Glasgow's Ruby Chip Shop has even put a health warning on its new offering.
A notice in the window reads: "Due to the severe health damage of this fine dish we can only supply one Stonner supper per customer per week."
Owner Saei Sangag said customers were queuing up for the Stonner.
He said: "They are flying out of the fryers. Everyone loves going to the chippy and I was trying to think of something new."
Glasgow, which is known as the sickest city in Britain, was where the deep fried Mars Bar was invented.
The new kebab has been blasted by health experts.
Michael Lean, professor of human nutrition at Glasgow Royal Infirmary, said: "This type of thing leads to poor health.
"It doesn't take a lot of common sense to see that it is a stupid thing to be producing."