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SHAGGY DEAD DOG STORY

 
 
Col Man
 
Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 08:11 am
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Retro rockers The Darkness have autographed a dead dog for a fan.

Drummer Ed Graham put his pen to an intimate part of the hound's anatomy following the unusual request, it is reported.


The small pooch was stuffed shortly after its death.

Graham was told the fan could only achieve peace of mind with his late, estranged grandmother if the star penned his name on the animal, the Irish Examiner reported.

"He never got on with his gran - or the dog - then the dog died and she had it stuffed," Graham said.

"When she died she left him the dog. He said: 'If you to sign it, then I might be able to make peace', so I signed its testicles."

Lead singer Justin Hawkins recently revealed he got his penis pierced after admitting cheating on his girlfriend.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 08:15 am
Bringing one's dead dog to a Darkness concert, to have part of it signed by the drummer. What a weird world; no sense of ethics! They could have at least got the bassist to do it ;D.

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Col Man
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 08:29 am
hi drom Smile good day to you Smile
i remember somewhere you were saying your gran loved her dogs more than you..
hmpf ethics...what are ethics... Question Wink
never heard of them....
are they some sort of disease Question Very Happy
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 09:42 am
Ethics, according to Johnathon Ross, is a county from where bimbos come Wink.

Yeah, she did, but my family really are awful. Once people meet them, they come to the same conclusioun. My mother in particular, who has burnt thousands of pages of my work over the years.

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Col Man
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 09:45 am
????????????
oh no poor you...
oh what a world...
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Rick d Israeli
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 01:46 pm
Seriously: is your family really as bad as you say they are drom?
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Col Man
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 03:36 pm
they cant be that bad if they created a wonderful being such as drom...
maybe is just a relative thing...
but her silence is surely a telling answer Wink
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Tidewaterbound
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 05:34 pm
Talk about bad form. EWW
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Col Man
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 05:41 pm
hehe
hi angrywaves Smile
you know i thought you were from germany with the DE location but ive realised that DE is delaware? yes?
hmm still working on learnin all my us states....
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Tidewaterbound
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 05:50 pm
thanks Col Man

yes, I'm from Delaware

Very Happy
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Col Man
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 05:51 pm
ok Smile
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Tidewaterbound
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 06:01 pm
Speaking from the US to the UK...I had one of my new hires ask me just yesterday (get this), "How do I look up England? Is it just under London?"

Her innocent expression was all I could to keep from bursting into laughter. This from a college graduate.

Go figure.

Shocked
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Col Man
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 06:05 pm
Very Happy haha Smile far out Smile
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Tidewaterbound
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 06:07 pm
Col Man, it's simply another sad case of lowered educational expectations.
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Col Man
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 06:10 pm
yeah i guess...
are you your own boss then angrywaves?
hire em n fire em eh Smile
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Col Man
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 06:20 pm
sheesh i just looked up delaware cos i didnt know where it was...
looks like the smallest state in the us..
its tiny..
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Tidewaterbound
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 06:27 pm
Rhode Island is actually the smallest if you can find it, but Delaware is the 1st State. It's also quite small and rural in many ways still. I like it.
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Col Man
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 06:29 pm
ok cool Smile
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Tidewaterbound
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 06:31 pm
Col Man, I do so enjoy all the interesting tidbits you post. Thank you so much. I'll be sure to keep reading.

Very Happy
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Col Man
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 06:34 pm
thanks man Very Happy
your appreciation is appreciated Wink
ill be sure to keep posting Very Happy
hey dude when u say 1st state you mean delaware was the first state to declare itself (part of) the usa?
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