When she was bad, she was really good.
good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere
Thank heaven for little girls
for little girls get bigger every day!
Thank heaven for little girls
they grow up in the most delightful way!
Those little eyes so helpless and appealing
one day will flash and send you crashin' thru the ceilin'
Thank heaven for little girls
thank heaven for them all,
no matter where no matter who
for without them, what would little boys do?
Thank heaven... thank heaven...
Thank heaven for little girls!
(I love that song, but they'd probably lock up Maurice Chevalier for singing it nowadays...)
sheep go to heaven
goats go to hell
Zhank Heaven, for leetle gairls
Zhey grow up in zee most delightul ways . . .
[pout]Aw jeeze, Boss, you put that in while i was atypin' my post . . .[/pout]
Isn't he cute when he pouts?
pout stout flout bout shout doubt gout tout lout rout and kraut . . .
cute beaut astute hoot coot salute shoot scoot
poodle, boodle, noodle, doodle and streudel
squeedle beedle wheedle treadle
damn it, demn it, dimn it, domn it, dumn it
damned if you do
damned if you don't
funk dunk junk spelunk kerplunk
Has everyone gone nutsoid?
Sometimes ya feel like a nut
Sometimes ya don't
