Through the looking glass, darkly!
Through the tinted glasses, rosily.
a pair of cheap sunglasses . . . oh yeah ! ! !
Why don't you come up and see me sometime?
Sometimes, I wonder about you two.
Have you seen the sometimes?
Sheepish grin (sheep grin ? ! ? ! ?)
Only one thing tastes worse than cheap gin. That's why I keep a bottle right by my bed!
(Was that Mae West? I can't remember...)
"Goodness, Miss West, what a beautiful diamond ! ! !"
"Goodness had nothing to do with it."