The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon!
Auld Hornie, Nick or Clootie,
Wha in yon cave grim 'n sootie,
Ye snick-drawing dog,
Evil tongued wicked Scawl.
Haste not thine wisdom, for the hollow is ta'en -
By whom, know I not; 'lack! am I of twain -
And as a crux - cede I my words -
Fro my heart wilt thou ne'er
Have I been 'sooth sinsyne.
Be left without - come!
Thine voice is oh so sweet, I speer thine pine,
Ryking for me:
Ryking for thee;
"List and heed", thou say'st
Wistful, whistful -
Chancing to lure.
Chancing to lure,
Skirl and skreigh, but for thine ears, aye, lown 'tis -
Dodge na 'way herefro, do come here in eath!
Mayhap lured by the scent of lote -
'Od! - the foetid - eft hie back I mote;
For what I did my soul atrounced,
How I wish for thee again,
O! do believe me, 'twasn't a frounce.
Will I give thee it: Troth.
Thine voice is oh so sweet, I speer thine pine,
Ryking for me:
Ryking for thee;
"List and heed", thou say'st
Wistful, whistful -
Chancing to lure.
Chancing to lure,
Skirl and skreigh, but for thine ears, aye, lown 'tis -
Dodge na 'way herefro, do come here in eath!
a ribald tale about the knight's tail...........
always about me... the blonde jokes.
anyway,
the butt of the joke.
Things to say to your proctologist
<aimee stretches a latex glove aver her hand>
bend over please... this wont hurt a bit.
...I'm just not going to touch that one!
Spanky and Our Gang
