When your computer password is "Bubba".
Yer not offended if someone comments about yor tooth.
willow_tl wrote:your front porch collapses and 4 dogs get killed...
...your front porch collapses and ruins your best couch.
danon5 wrote:Yer not offended if someone comments about yor tooth.
...yer mean yer missing tooth or teeth
An yer old refrigerator fell into the yard.
<<Tooth - as in the latest pickup line from Arkansas "Nice tooth!">>
When they use expressions like:
"She's uglier than a bucket full of armpits. Bless her heart."
prawn balls to you too!
You know you're a redneck when you offer someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it
When getting dressed up is putting on a clean T shirt.
Then going to the family reunion to pick up a date.
you have curtains in your truck but not your house.
and considering your 'look', 'it's curtains for you'!
maybe, maybe, oooooooohh definitely!!!
mmmmmmmmm with a touch of BLuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuE!
Purple?
but what color purple?
secondary?
tertiary?
Purple haze all in my brain..
not as much as a poke in the eye
quietly backing up.
You like poke salad?
