Good morning from Hong Kong!
G'day, I'm from the valley, eh.
you know you're a redneck if......
Yer new TV's sittin on top of the old one.
<<dev the plane is the Army's OV-1 Mohawk by Grumman Acft 3000 hp slinging 10 ft props. It had James Bond camera systems and 50 cal machine guns and 5 inch Zuni rockets. I took one up to just under 40,000 ft one day - it wouldn't climb any higher.>>
your front porch collapses and 4 dogs get killed...
