Breast best kept to under 60s

What repression! :lol. Seriously, men are allowed to swagger around displaying their guts until they die; why not women?

Um...I'd rather they outlaw Speedos on men over 60. Puh-leeeeze!

Since we're compartmentalizing here, I wish they would outlaw speedos on men of any age, and only allow women from 18 to 30 to go topless.

hey i wear speedos sometimes
only the sexy ones

thank U for not providing a pic Col Man...

Men: No shirt, no shoes, no service . . .


Women: No shirt, no charge . . .

No visible breasts after 30? My, what tunnel vision..

Actually, I was going to say 18 to 21, just to be on the safe side.

Not that there aren't plenty of wonderful breasts in the higher age brackets, but if we are allowing all women in the age group to do this, I just think that my way, the chances are much lower of seeing something offensive. It's just the most practical and realistic way to go, I think. :wink:

control yourselves people
has anyone seen the budweiser advert with the two guys sat on a beach
first in california then in spain???
its a crazy crazy crazy world
i say we should all let it hang out
freedom freedom freedom

Oh I don't know, kicky. That still seems a bit lenient. You might see somebody overweight or with bad acne or something. I suggest you set up private screening booths at the beach nearest you and personally select those women who should be allowed to go topless. Better safe than sorry.

Excellent idea, Eva. I think I will do that.

hey kicky have ya sorted out yer plans 2 go 2 italy yet?
or have you sank back into your 'reality' ?

dont let the dream die dude

theres still a chance to escape and be free
maybe you can even convince eva too...
it sounds like she could do with an italian stallion...
you may even get to 'privately screen' her for suitability

Well, I agree with you about going to Italy, Col, and about never letting the dream die just because of statistics and money. Plus, one only has to think of the things that make you want to leave New York and one to make you stay in Italy to see the advantages... those are what's important .

Speaking of freedom, there are some freedoms that need suppression. Forget about banning speedos, and ban the male thong (any fans of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' out there?) Larry David spots his overweight shrink on the beach in a thong, and feels he can no longer be open with him in sessions. It was hilarious.

good morning drom n cav

drom everywhere ive gone in this world life has sorted me out
i realised its not money thats important, it is living your dreams... literally...
you know i went to greece for 6 months two years ago
and i really wanted to have a great time so i made and extra extra effort to get to know all the people on the island i went to (mykonos) the ones who worked in the bars, the cafes, the camp sites, the diving school and even lots of tourists.....
all i did was walk around everyday, chatting and sharing positive energy and my life and soul with as many people as possible
the thing was that after three months there i ran out of money..but i didnt want to go back to england...but when everyone realised this had happened to me they all got together and fed me and gave me free drinks in the bars...man i even got free dives
then i realised that because id been my self and shared my soul with all theses people they had quickly grown to love me and once this was so they wouldnt let me suffer
i had an amazing time with no money at all
i even had to borrow money off my parents for the flight home at the end of it all
and in argentina too i quickly made a large circle of loving argentines..
hmm.. it only seems to be difficult in england but then i got my monastery in scotland full of love too...hmmm
so really life is an incredible adventure and dream...
if your just willing to live it....

and cav i cant think of anything worse than a male thong
id rather go naked...
sadly i dont watch tv so i havent seen the program
you should see what they wear in mykonos... oh god
its too terrible to think

Hey, you two! Good morning!

Cav, I've never had a television, (it's my protest against crappy programming and the TV licence fee, those awful people sending old ladies to court for not managing to pay them hundreds of pounds,) but I have seen Curb your enthusiasm with friends. That show really is genius.

Col, that sounds like the sort of thing that I do! I'm always talking to random strangers; it makes the world friendly. (England just doesn't understand that.)

You're absolutely right about things. You never know what's out there going to happen if you don't check.

What do they wear in Mykonos?
The male thong is, indeed, evil.

hmm your begining to sound like me more and more everyday drom....

well in mykonos there a range of horrors to see

i think the worst thing i can think of at the moment is something ive seen a few men wearing which is like a thong but it looks more like a condom with string tied roung the waist..its pink and seethru
was worst on a sunburnt fat old men i saw cruising for young boys.....
a lot like their seethru pink thongs(there are a lot of gay people on mykonos)
and sometimes groups of guys get together and 'do it' right there on the beach hmm now that an eye opener i can tell you...they call it 'the train'
thankfully there are special areas for that but they arent signposted and the unsuspecting victim like me in my first year there can wander across such things unwittingly...
and of course theres the speedo possie
and the tight fitting luminous brief possie too
however a lot of people go nude in mykonos
even i go nude when i feel inclined
theres nothing like an allover tan no white bits

ahh only 4 more weeks and ill be back in the sun