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Bananas' Days May Be Numbered, Scientist Says

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 01:34 am
Seeing you has given me a new attitude!
I'm positively, absolutely, in the mood!
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pueo
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 01:40 am
Shocked
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 01:47 am
LOL!!!!!! It is just a song! I forgot the next bit ----
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pueo
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 01:51 am
oh, ok

my grandfather used to grow tons of bluefield variety banana's sold like crazy. i think that's why i don't care for banana's, because i used to care for those banana's.

btw, banana's stain clothing. not even oxyclean can get those stains out.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 02:07 am
........rather would this little hand the multitudinous seas incarnardine, making the green one red....
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pueo
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 02:10 am
Confused
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 02:11 am
LOL!!!!!! A "hand' of bananas? Stains? Lady Macbeth?
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pueo
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 02:13 am
out, out, damn spot Very Happy
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 02:23 am
By George, I think he's got it!
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 07:09 am
Pueo- Are you saying that the people on Guam are keeping all the bananas to themselves? For shame! I am going to write to Kelloggs, and DEMAND that they stop exporting Rice Krispies to Guam. So there! Very Happy
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dream2020
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 11:38 am
Corn can't survive without being planted by the human hand. Their seeds are too tightly packed, sheathed with a thick layer of leaves and they wouldn't grow even if you husked them and put the cob on the ground. But I'm confused about bananas.

There are many varieties of bananas in the tropics. Why can't they start cross-breeding to get variety in the gene pool? We could start eating new varieties crossed with those little lemony-sweet bananas I used to have in Haiti called "Ti Malice" They were delicious, and would make a nice change in my Elvis sandwich.
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Equus
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 03:23 pm
Bananas must be female. They hang around in groups for protection, men like to pick 'em before they're mature, you have to peel 'em to get at the good parts, and if you step on one you're heading for a big fall.
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Stradee
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 09:29 pm
Bananas
Call "Defenders of Wildlife"!!!!!!!!!!
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angie
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 09:33 pm
There's something stragely ironic about bananas not having sex, for purely visual reasons, don't ya think ?
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pueo
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 09:46 pm
no rice kripsies? no problem, don't eat the stuff anyway Very Happy

virgin banana's Laughing
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fresco
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jan, 2003 01:50 am
http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/Humor/Music/NoBananas.htm

All together now !
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