Thu 16 Jan, 2003 09:38 pm
LONDON (Reuters) - It is one of the world's favorite fruits, but the banana hasn't had sex in years and its days may be are numbered.
Without scientific help the sterile, seedless fruit could disappear with 10 years, according to a Belgian plant pathologist.
SEX!!!! its a mystery to me, do they need a book? is there a "Joy of Banana Sex? can it be taught in banana republics?
In my state, Florida, you can get just about any kind of license plate. I am going to lobby for a "Save the Banana" Plate!
Ok now I have to add the banana to my already
overwhelming group of items on their way to
extinction; African and Asian elephants, lions,
leopards, tigers, cheetahs, pandas, zebras and
Heaven only knows how many other mammals,
reptiles and who knows how many of what else
are in danger mainly due to habitat destruction
& poaching - or at least that is what the World
Wildlife Federation says - but then they want me
to donate money. Personally, I say that we
shoot all those poachers and feed them to the
endangered species. But - to never have another
banana - that is getting pretty sad.
Yeah, but if all the bananas are females, then how did they get here in the first place?
it would help if they were straight?
Yes, we have no bananas!!!
This is a disaster! But frankly I'm hard-pressed to believe that a banana is female. Bananas sure don't look like goils.
Sex/Bananas huh >>> Is that monkeying around?
Which came first? The banana, or the banana ...
okay that was lame ... sorry ...
i dunno, banana's grow pretty wild in hawaii and on guam. maybe they need a tropical environment to put them in the mood.