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PARTY!!! (Montana's ex is footing the bill!)

 
 
Montana
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jul, 2004 12:31 pm
Oh yeah Gus!!!! Shake that thing!!!!!! Hey, lets take those credit cards and go do us some shopping girls. I need a new wardrobe and it's got designer written all over it :-D
I'll get a limo over here to escort us around town.
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Montana
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jul, 2004 12:34 pm
Hey Gautam, I think Gus needs some lessons, so you better get up there and show him some of your moves ;-)
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zacksmom
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jul, 2004 01:31 pm
Yeah shopping sounds great!!!!!!!
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Montana
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jul, 2004 02:26 pm
Check out the jewelry store over there. What a beautiful diamond necklace that is. Eva, can you pass over one of this credit cards. Mr. Jewelry guy, would you mind ringing up that necklace for me and throw in the matching bracelet and earings with that ;-)
Oh my, I really need a manicure and I saw a salon right across the street, so it's nail time girls :-D
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jul, 2004 06:35 pm
Montana--

I'm not particularly With It as far as style goes, but this old fashioned biddy thinks that your No Good Stud should benefit just-a-bit from this party.

Is there a local establishment that offers compulsory, full body, unisex bikini waxes?
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jul, 2004 07:28 pm
And compulsory body piercings, too?

(I will leave it to Montana to decide what they should pierce. Twisted Evil )

Ooh, Montana, thank you so much! How did you know I love emeralds? This bracelet will look perfect with that necklace I see over there... May I?
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Montana
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jul, 2004 09:48 pm
Noddy
Oh Yes!!!!!!!!!! It's the least I could do for him for being so thoughtful. Rrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiipppppppp...................LOL!

Eva
No need to ask sister! You just go to town on those sweet credit cards ;-)

Ok, nails are done and beautiful, so who does good hair around here? :-D
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Montana
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jul, 2004 09:51 pm
I think his testicles would look absolutely stunning with a FEW piercings, don't you ;-)
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jul, 2004 02:09 am
I need a diamond stud for me so can I come for jewellery shopping as well.

Ahh well, forget the diamond - just a stud will do Twisted Evil

And nah, I can't teach gus - he is not worthy of passing my great art onto him Twisted Evil
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Montana
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jul, 2004 06:22 am
Studs all around Gautam ;-)
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jul, 2004 06:53 am
I must admit, I never knew Gautam was such a...um...skilled...dancer. It makes me wonder what other talents he has that we've never seen! <wink>

Montana, it was really great of you to ask Mr. Jewelry Guy to bring his best selection over here to the party. This way we can choose what we want without having to miss the food, the bands & the dancing.

<BPB belting out an AC/DC tune in the background>

Hey! Let's go check out the astrologer that Cav brought!...............
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jul, 2004 08:04 pm
Montana...check this out.

The astrologer says I was an Italian artist's model in a former life. This guy must be psychic!!!

C'mon...let's see what he says about you.
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Montana
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jul, 2004 08:09 pm
I'm still tied up with the jewelry guy over here and I'm a little afraid of what he'll say about me.

Let me dance to Bears Van Halen song and I might find the courage to go over there.

A few more drinks wouldn't hurt either ;-)
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jul, 2004 09:58 pm
Come on, M...the "scaredy-cat" routine really doesn't suit you. We're here to celebrate your courage, remember?

But I will join you for that drink first, okay? What IS that you're drinking? It looks...poisonous. Confused
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jul, 2004 01:48 am
Montana wrote:
I'm still tied up with the jewelry guy over here and I'm a little afraid of what he'll say about me.



Want to help untie you ? I am pretty good with knots Laughing

Eva, gorgeous - my...ahem.....other talents are aimed at a very selective audience Twisted Evil
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jul, 2004 12:30 pm
So? For your information, I'm VERY selective! Twisted Evil
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Montana
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jul, 2004 12:44 pm
Ok, so I finally found the guts to go sit with the astrologer and he told me that I was a lobster in my previous life (shock)!!!
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jul, 2004 03:08 pm
A lobster?

Well, at least you don't walk crooked in this life, Montana. Congratulations! This calls for a masque in your honour.)

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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jul, 2004 03:25 pm
Montana wrote:
Ok, so I finally found the guts to go sit with the astrologer and he told me that I was a lobster in my previous life (shock)!!!


I'm told I was a drone bee...not surprising...this is a great party.....anyone want a quaalude? I froze the last 5000 in 1981...been saving them for a special occasion....
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jul, 2004 03:26 pm
Montana wrote:
Ok, so I finally found the guts to go sit with the astrologer and he told me that I was a lobster in my previous life (shock)!!!


And you love to eat lobster, which means you actually have the ability to eat yourself, a skill most men would kill for.
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