Sorry, but no ass kicking allowed at Montana's party, Gus. You'll have to take your fight to another thread. Just good times allowed here. Montana's waited a long time for this.
Here, have a beer and chill out, okay?
Psstt...Gus....have a couple of shots and when the band starts....work it out in the pit.....if someone takes an accidental shot well........**** happens in the pit.. :wink:
btw Eva check out
www.phootoons.com/rockofages ... not quite finished but getting there......
It's good, Bear, I like the site as it is.
See my friends from a post two or three back, I think you'd get along. Haven't heard them since, I think, 1982.
We should get JL here too, he could also play the fiddle.
And doesn't farmerman stomp?
I can provide the entertainment in terms of a pole dance performance for the ladies.
What color g-strings do the girls prefer ?
I can get an astrologer. He bothers me every year to see if I have work for him. I guess he needs the gig. Nice fella.
I can bring my pedal steel an if it doesnt fit the band, we can use it as a cheese slicer.
Gautam wrote:I can provide the entertainment in terms of a pole dance performance for the ladies.
What color g-strings do the girls prefer ?
How very generous of you, Gautam! Bring any color you like. I doubt the girls will care. It's what's in 'em that counts.
Oh, and girls! I've got plenty o' twenties in the deadbeat's wallet to stuff them with.
Ooh, an astrologer! What fun! Bring him along! He can tell fortunes.
Oh man, what a surprise this is. You guys are awesome. Eva, when the judge turned and winked at you, was it when you were grabbing the wallet? What a nice judge he was :-D
I hope Cav remembers that baked stuffed lobster is my favorite.
I think I'll start with a guinness, but I also love wine as well, so it's hard to decide.
Gus, I thought I saw your package opener on the side of the road a few blocks back when I was on my way here.
Bear, We love zucchini, so don't tape it too tight ;-)
Noddy, Yes, rawhide of tightwad, simmered long and slow is my absolute favorite, but since I've already had some this week, cheese sounds great :-D
Gautam, There's the poll over there, so get over there and show us your stuff ;-)
Osso, I can't wait to hear your friends play along with Bear and his band :-D
Cav, thanks for cooking sweetie :-D
Thanks to everyone for coming :-D
Eva, you're a sweetheart!!! :-D
I'll bring my clown friends.
But please, don't touch them. Bad for your skin.
Thanks for the clowns Gargamel ;-)
CLOWN SEX!!!!!!HOT DAMN!!!!!!!
Uh oh. We may never get to hear Bear play now.
Save a seat for me, please, preferably near the band stand.
I can play a little keyboard. Give Bi a chance to play around with them clowns.
Hey, Montana. You deserve the best.
I never had clown sex, but if they don't mind my new vegetable sprayer, we're good to go :-D
Letty
We'll get a keyboard up here for you right here beside Bear ;-)
Thanks :-D
I'll have to forgo on the the clown sex, I'll be working. Baked stuffed lobster, could do that, but while we are running up the bill, for a little nibbly, how about lobster-foie gras sushi maki topped with beluga caviar? I normally go for osetra (better value for the quality), but hey, I'm not paying! Also, none of this Iranian crap. I'm going to the Russians for this.
The sushi, of course, would be in addition to the baked stuffed lobster.
In the key of C-- heh heh
Well Montana finally rang her ex's bell,
She let it ring for a long, long spell,
She went to the court for the judgery,
Her ex said, Baby, whacha want with me,
and she said, Money honey..money honey..money honey,
If ya wanna get along with me.
