How to lift a curse

I'm not sure whether they flew, as I didn't actually see them in the air.

The car was parked next to their little compound, and they had a child's trampoline in there with them.

They also had that look on their faces when I approached. Like a secret joke sort of look.

Never trust a turkey with a trampoline, that's my motto.

Some photographic evidence.....

Wear a broad brimmed hat.
You get the benefit of Lordy's good luck and you keep a clean shirt.

Oh, and don't look up.

lol. no.

Bird poop....look at this!

In Texas, wild turkeys can get pretty high. I know they could jump a car.

Perfectly normal behaviour in a perfectly normal English Park.

Why the hell didn't they bring some bird food and bird bath? Them sitting right next to it, scares birds away and won't attract them. They're simply
cuckoo, aren't they? (especially the Kraut)

With a little prep, that could be a single afternoon's project:

LOL That's the difference between the Brits and the Americans - one group is not prepared at all and the other is overly anxious and way over the top.

Heeheehee...