@cmturner,
Quote:Fatty, fatty, two by four
Couldn't get in the bathroom door.
So he did it on the floor,
Ate it up and made some more!
Another playground taunt, used when someone was suspected of harboring romantic thoughts about another:
Joe and Janey in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes love, then comes marriage,
Then come kids in a baby carriage!