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Rayvatrap
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 12:53 pm
cavfancier wrote:
Rayvatrap wrote:
Cav - that is actually for people who are not into hygiene. The cottage cheese is for guys and the bacalao is for girls. Is a very nasty one.


Yikes! I get it now.


It is not as bad as when someone is describing it with all the details that you don't want to know! Shocked
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 12:55 pm
May your bank lose your account.

May termites gnaw the posts holding your house up.

May banana skins line your walk in the park.

May turtles snap your toes off.

May dust bunnies cloud your visual field.

May rains carry your car to the bay.

May your sunburn peeling never end.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 12:55 pm
That is very poetic drom. On a similar note:

May you make millions, and have your wife divorce you, three times.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 12:57 pm
Rayvatrap wrote:
cavfancier wrote:
Rayvatrap wrote:
Cav - that is actually for people who are not into hygiene. The cottage cheese is for guys and the bacalao is for girls. Is a very nasty one.


Yikes! I get it now.


It is not as bad as when someone is describing it with all the details that you don't want to know! Shocked


Sadly, in my travels through the world of love, I learned the details. Urggh...
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Rayvatrap
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 01:03 pm
For the ones that like the good life and party hard:

"My your wife become a religious fanatic and control freak" Twisted Evil

For the accountants: "a extreme hardcore shopholic"
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 01:06 pm
For my wife and I: May your children grow up conservatives and listen to country music.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 01:23 pm
Oh, woops, THOSE kind of curses.

Hmmm, I could use some of these (scratching my chin).
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Rayvatrap
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 01:34 pm
Sorry to hear that Cav - hopefully, I won't go through situation that bad.

For the ones that like to ignore but still have to say something:

"did you hear something? ... Rolling Eyes I didn't think so!"
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Heeven
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 01:35 pm
Sorry bear, we would not make great neighbors.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 01:39 pm
Rayvatrap wrote:
Sorry to hear that Cav - hopefully, I won't go through situation that bad.


Thank god we don't have children. Laughing
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 01:45 pm
I like drom's best. It sneaks up on you.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jun, 2004 02:11 am
Thanks, Eva, Cav, Rayvatrap! That curse was the result of caprice, but I'll have to consider another one, unfortunately.

'May your children grow up conservatives and listen to country music.' -- that one is very, very cruel Laughing; I can imagine them praising Bush III while going around in a pick-up, singing along with 'The only bone I love in you ('s my own).' *shudders*
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rufio
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jun, 2004 02:13 am
Man, I thought this said "ncurses" at first. I've been doing too much coding, heh.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 09:49 am
Non-Sequitor cartoon
Wiley's Non-Sequitor cartoon was funny today. Denae asks if you say a word that is not a curse words but you mean it in the same way, is it still a curse word?

BBB Laughing
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 07:01 am
May your dog fart constantly and get gum in his fur.
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 07:17 am
sounds Cav, like that one was born of 'experiences' (not positive ones)!

[and in the spirit of your original example- "up mine!"]
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 07:21 am
Laughing Bo, I once dropped jam on the dog's head, but never gum. Still, it was a pain to wash out when it hardened.
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George
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 08:56 am
Deuteronomy 28:27
The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 09:00 am
George wrote:
Deuteronomy 28:27
The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed.


Rewrite: God will give you genital herpes, or some other STD if you don't bow to his every wish.
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msolga
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 09:04 am
Not a curse, but an insult: Your village called, their idiot is missing. Phone home.
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