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Sun 27 Jun, 2004 10:20 pm
I've always thought that "F**k you" was a pretty lame curse. Why wish something on your enemy that you really want for yourself? "Audit you" is much more powerful. We must be able to think of some new, relevent curses that will truly put the fear of the malocchio into modern folks. Please submit your suggestions.
I always liked "pox on you!"
My Italian relatives are gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.
littlek wrote:I always liked "pox on you!"
Exactly what I was going to say, littlek! Obviously a case of great minds working alike!
Of course, I'm always up for the food curses:
May your southwestern burger with chipotle sauce give you heartburn, and be as spicy as the lettuce it is served on.
For the businessperson on the run:
May you one day find out what that hot dog is made of.
From this day forward, your trophy wives will come with irreplaceable parts.
May your hemorrhoids have hemorrhoids.
"Rot in hell" was always my favorite. In fact, I'll probably use those very words this week some time.
May Osama Bin Laden get you as one of his seventy-one virgins when he meets Allah.
BBB
May your feet hurt forever!
"Where are you from again? It's just I don't want any of my children marrying morons".
"May the bluebird of happiness shite on your head from a great height."
Oh, go fly a kite!
Oops, you said new ones, good idea.
But first, an adaptation of an old imperative -
"Get with child a mandrake root!"
What about "Damn you" or "Shall there be no toiletpaper next time you go for #2".
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