μπορούν η γενειάδα κορών σας να αυξηθούν πολύ και ο μεθύστακας
Apt, for some of the Greeks I've met.
paraphrasing...Bill the Butcher from Gangs of New York:
"Can't talk? What's the matter? Got too much cunty juice in your mouth?"
BBB
balderdash and poppycock.
You will get your tit caught in the ringer.
BBB
Poo foo to you.
Off with your head (seems popular in Irq and Saudi Arabia these days)
Unmitigated noodles.
BBB
May the fleas of a thousand camels lodge in you armpit.
May the snails devour your corpse.
A red nail on the tongue that said it.
Six horse-load of graveyard gravel on top of you.
Derangement and madness on your mind come soon.
May the curse of curses in sorrow prostrate you now.
Go to the dickens.
The devil sweep him.
Your soul to the devil.
May the devil make a fool of you.
In hell may you be because of your sins.
No butter be on your bread.
May you fall in a nettle patch.
May savage dogs eat you one inch at a time.
A high windy gallows for him.
The curse of widows and orphans on you.
A red stone in your throat.
May you itch every day of your life and have no hands to scratch with. May you live forever.
BBB
aimless antisocial asskisser
artless alleybred artichoke
blundering boil-laden bladderwart
beardless braindead brown-nose
childish cackhanded creep
churlish claybrained codwalloper
dreadful drinkdulled drooler
doltish dogbreathed dullard
erratic earbiting excrement
excitable elephantine error
fawning follyridden footlicker
fleabitten flapjawed fool
goatish giddyeyed grabass
goulish grandstanding gerbilkisser
halfwitted hedgeborn hellcat
hellacious horrorible harpy
insolent insignificant insect
incompetant irritating inbreeder
jumpedup jerking jabberwocker
jaded jackless jaywalker
knotheaded keyless kowtower
keening knock-kneed klepto
limp loutish lamebrain
luckless lice-infected laggard
mumbling motleyminded miscreant
mouldy mealymouthed malingerer
noisy noaccount nonentity
niggardly nutless necromancer
oozing offending obfusticer
obdurate obsequious owlchomper
pauncy pizza-faced pustule
puny poxridden pimple
queer quailing quisling
quarrelsome questless quiter
rank rough-hewn rascal
reeking rateating rapscallion
surly sagbellied sloth
slobbery slackjawed strumpet
tottering toadlicking trollop
thankless thieving troll
ugly ungodly urchin
vain villainlike varlet
wormy wanton wagtail
xanophobic xyloidish xylonite
yakking yeast-smelling yammerer
zany zombie-loving zero
My new favorite is "penisfart." Or "di*kfart." I know this does not really happen to guys, like it happens to girls, but I think it is a funny concept and curse.
You di*kfart!
May the curse of your god be worse than burning in hell for eternity.
This I learned it last night:
"Cottage cheese factory"
"Bacalao Storage bin"
and even worse "Bacalao/Cottage cheese paste"
Rayvatrap wrote:This I learned it last night:
"Cottage cheese factory"
That should be proceeded by: "Oh, that IS your ass. I thought I was in a..."
My favorite curse, and I'm proud to say I made it up myself
May you have a tormenting rectal itch 24 hours a day 7 days a week, and may it be just beyond the reach of your longest finger......
Rayva, that post of mine would complete an insult. As for the curse afterwards, I would say "May you never lose your love for Krispy Kreme."
May you constantly be sued, and constantly need lawyers.
Cav - that is actually for people who are not into hygiene. The cottage cheese is for guys and the bacalao is for girls. Is a very nasty one.
May your ears bleed until you pass out M***F*** (mainly wished upon those who play their music too loud).
May you fall out of, and hit, every branch on the ugly tree, again.
(when asked to babysit for friends) I like kids but I couldn't eat a whole one.
Heeven wrote:May your ears bleed until you pass out M***F*** (mainly wished upon those who play their music too loud)..
You are off my guestlist....
Rayvatrap wrote:Cav - that is actually for people who are not into hygiene. The cottage cheese is for guys and the bacalao is for girls. Is a very nasty one.
Yikes! I get it now. I've got one for the ladies:
May you embrace your vaginosis and accept life as a nun.
May love find you. And, preferably, beat you senseless.
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