Crêpes are just pancakes
Luke: I can eat fifty eggs.
Other guy: Nobody can eat fifty eggs. Can you eat 50 eggs!?
Luke: NOBODY can eat fifty eggs.
The point, you might ask? Pretty simple actually....
I would more soon rather eat 50 eggs, better yet 60, than a single bite of some lame-ass pancake. Along with 5-6 pounds of bacon, of course. And some coffee. And some hash-browned potatoes. And a lot of toast. And some grits. And some T-bone steak. And...I'll tell you later, I'm making myself hungry.
Waffle House dumpster, here I come!