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WHY DOES THE TOPIC OF ATHEISTS BRING OUT THE CREEPS?

 
 
FBM
 
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Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2015 02:56 am
@layman,
layman wrote:

Why is it, ya figure, that "Christian" discussion websites are quickly infiltrated by atheists who bash them 24/7?


http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/DinahFyre/10422576_940114409341953_5879122994606424161_n.jpg
FBM
 
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Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2015 02:58 am
I don't think I've ever had a crepe. Sad
layman
 
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Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2015 03:01 am
@FBM,
Yeah, FBM. Straighten their sorry asses out. I think calling them "stupid-ass sons of bitches" generally does the trick.

Maybe not for the christian, but at least for the atheist, eh?
FBM
 
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Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2015 03:03 am
@layman,
Yeah, especially the ones who'd so enthusiastically sacrifice their children to non-god.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2015 03:03 am
Crêpes are just pancakes with a fancy French name, so they can charge you more.

This is what i got when i searched for "creep suzettes:"

http://www.tiltedthunder.com/sites/tiltedthunder.com/files/imagecache/product/profiles/creep-suzette.jpg
FBM
 
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Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2015 03:06 am
How could I have made it to this age without ever encountering a crepe on my plate? Maybe I had one and didn't know what it was. Crepey.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2015 03:07 am
Hehehe . . .
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layman
 
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Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2015 03:07 am
@Setanta,
Looks like my kinda BABE! I bet she would come out blastin if she was my girl and the cops came to arrest me.
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layman
 
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Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2015 03:18 am
Quote:
Crêpes are just pancakes


Luke: I can eat fifty eggs.
Other guy: Nobody can eat fifty eggs. Can you eat 50 eggs!?
Luke: NOBODY can eat fifty eggs.

The point, you might ask? Pretty simple actually....

I would more soon rather eat 50 eggs, better yet 60, than a single bite of some lame-ass pancake. Along with 5-6 pounds of bacon, of course. And some coffee. And some hash-browned potatoes. And a lot of toast. And some grits. And some T-bone steak. And...I'll tell you later, I'm making myself hungry.

Waffle House dumpster, here I come!
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timur
 
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Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2015 05:39 am
@layman,
layman wrote:
Who the hell knew!? NOBODY, that's who! Well, nobody except the one genius in our midst, eh?

What neck of woods do you live in?


Anyone who has read a little, especially those who fight in atheism and theism threads, should have spotted this:
King James bible, Matthew 7:6 wrote:
Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2015 06:27 am
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2015 10:22 am
Well I think it sucks when creeps creep in to take our crepes.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2015 10:32 am
@Setanta,
crepes suzette

Suzanne Pleshette

http://www.meredy.com/suzie2.jpg
layman
 
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Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2015 11:07 am
@ehBeth,
Suzanne Pleshette is HOT!
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layman
 
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Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2015 11:21 am
@jespah,
I'm not going to sit back an allow atheist infiltration, atheist indoctrination, atheist subversion, and the international atheist conspiracy to sap my precious bodily fluids.
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panzade
 
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Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2015 11:29 am
I'm with the Baptists on this one.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10985366_1459675747657690_5072839632588220939_n.jpg?oh=dfcab893e1ac668d70dcd339029ff5b2&oe=55AF2244&__gda__=1436345723_975bc7f099951008dd2b7381412cb450
Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2015 01:10 pm
I suspect the Babdists don't do irony.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2015 01:37 pm
@ehBeth,
Ah, memories, the Magic Pan in Beverly Hills*, how I loved that place..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Magic_Pan

a quote from the article -

The restaurant designed an automated system to make crepes at a crepe station, consisting of a motorized conveyor that would heat metal pans. An attendant would dip the bottom of the pans in the crepe batter, to ensure an even coating. Lazlo Fono is generally recognized as the man who invented the crepe-making machine used in the chain's restaurants, starting in the mid-1960s.[citation needed]


*I worked for a year in a clinical lab there in B.H. Interesting experience, walking into Sak's in my superugly laboratory garb. That lab was the place where I refused to be the one to take blood from a patient (a severe no-no, but I was scared and adamant, causing the supervising tech to tell me I was being NotLab.) That was Jim Morrison. The patient, not the other lab tech.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2015 05:53 pm
@ossobuco,
We used to have a Magic Pan in Columbia, Md. I can't remember the savory crepes but I will never forget the dessert crepes, I always chose the dark cherry crepe with the mild cheese filling.
panzade
 
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Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2015 07:38 pm
@glitterbag,
http://i.ebayimg.com/03/!B2Pv6f!!Wk~$(KGrHqMOKjsE)NnofGq4BMhr9ROYb!~~_35.JPG
In the 60's 3 Chefs in Arlington Va served some good crepes.
 

 
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