@Setanta,
You got me there. I'm a Pigmeat Papa, sho nuff. Why, only yesterday I was over yonder mud-rasslin with some fine-ass pigmeat, ya know?
To quote the great, and very wise, Bo Carter:
Well, you can straighten your hair....
Wear your dresses up....
You're still an old hog....
I can tell you by your walk...
just gimme pigmeat....
don't bring me no old hog....
Pigmeat is what I crave...